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Old 30-11-2007, 21:55   #1
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Insane?

An MP was being shown round an institute for the insane.

"How do you determine who should be in this place?" He asked.

"Oh that's easy," said the doctor. "We take them to a bath full of water then we give them a bucket, a shovel and a teaspoon and tell them to empty the bath."

"Ah, I see," said the MP. "And a sane person would, of course, use the bucket."

"No," said the doctor. "A sane person would pull the plug out. Would you like a bed near the window?"
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Old 30-11-2007, 22:05   #2
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Re: Insane?

Good one Chuckling away to myself here.
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Old 30-11-2007, 23:46   #3
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Re: Insane?

i think we would all be admitted
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Old 01-12-2007, 00:27   #4
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Re: Insane?

like it westender lol
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Old 05-12-2007, 17:39   #5
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Oi, watch it West Ender!!!
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Old 05-12-2007, 18:11   #6
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Nice one west ender. Er! was it Greg? lol
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