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Old 24-06-2009, 18:20   #1
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I got prescribed some new cream today and on opening thought I would read the instructions as to it's application.
Three of these struck me as obvious - what do you think.

1) Do not apply till you have broken the seal on the tube.
2) Wash your hands after application - unless this is the area to be treated.
3) Do not apply to genital areas of the body.

It's over to you.
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Old 24-06-2009, 19:20   #2
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Re: Instructions

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I got prescribed some new cream today and on opening thought I would read the instructions as to it's application.
Three of these struck me as obvious - what do you think.

1) Do not apply till you have broken the seal on the tube.
2) Wash your hands after application - unless this is the area to be treated.
3) Do not apply to genital areas of the body.

Does that 1 not depend on which cream it is your using today Peter?

It's over to you.
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Old 24-06-2009, 19:26   #3
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Re: Instructions

You wont need to follow any of the instructions if ya get Accylass to do it for you!
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Old 24-06-2009, 20:32   #4
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Re: Instructions

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I got prescribed some new cream today and on opening thought I would read the instructions as to it's application.
Three of these struck me as obvious - what do you think.

1) Do not apply till you have broken the seal on the tube.
2) Wash your hands after application - unless this is the area to be treated.
3) Do not apply to genital areas of the body.

It's over to you.
How will you get rib of your crabs if you don't apply it to your genital area?
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Old 24-06-2009, 20:41   #5
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3) Do not apply to genital areas of the body.
Ha! Lots of creams and even deodorants say that on the packaging. There must be a lot of folk with some strange ideas.
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Old 24-06-2009, 20:43   #6
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Re: Instructions

seems like hes had a good time in spain ... but has to face the consequences now .....
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Ha! Lots of creams and even deodorants say that on the packaging.
At least you check before you spray
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Old 24-06-2009, 21:52   #8
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seems like hes had a good time in spain ... but has to face the consequences now .....
Was far to hot for sex and in any case I forgot the latex gloves. The cream is for thrombophlebitis.
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Old 25-06-2009, 00:09   #9
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[quote=Benipete;724259]Was far to hot for sex and in any case I forgot the latex gloves


GLOVES!!!!!! Thats wishful thinkin aint it hun ? lmao!!!!!
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