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30-09-2007, 14:30
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interesting!!!!
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? Why does a round pizza come in a square box? What disease did cured ham actually have? How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway. Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural? Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him? Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ? If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner? If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from? If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? Why did you just try singing the two songs above? Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt? Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
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30-09-2007, 14:33
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Re: interesting!!!!
All true particularly the baby one
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30-09-2007, 14:36
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Re: interesting!!!!
lol nice one willow
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Re: interesting!!!!
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Re: interesting!!!!
Put in my thoughts on this How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? Shouldnt be any difference  Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? The charity box maybe  Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? Sent the big dude an email but no answer  Why does a round pizza come in a square box? To confuse people  What disease did cured ham actually have? Swine fever maybe How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? Watch people suffer at the airport Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? They needed a to raid the fridge If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? So they dont know whats happening Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? Movie stars want it that way  Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? So they dont suffer vertigo  Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway. No comment Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural? To confuse men maybe Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? Scientists and pyromaniacs love it that way   If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him? To try and make him feel important  Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ? No idea  If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? Too simple for him and no challenge  Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! Pluto likes lamposts!!!  If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner? He was thick as pig dung If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from? Not babies with I hope If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? In this country probably  Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? Nope Why did you just try singing the two songs above? Didnt I read ahead. Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt? Ask the doctor if he knows if not then who knows Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window? To be a smart arse  Now doing a runner before I get clobbered     
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Re: interesting!!!!
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Re: interesting!!!!
Blimey......i bet that lot took a while to get together
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Re: interesting!!!!
Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?
Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing? Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? i could go on....and on.......and on........ 
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Re: interesting!!!!
yes ian....
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