Is There Evil In The World?

Less · 18-10-2008, 14:30

I have a 'friend', called Mick, some of you may have met him on the outside a really nice sort of a guy, you have a problem? He will move mountains to help you solve it.

What people don't know is his evil streak, during a conversation he asked, "do you like chilli peanuts?".

My answer was, "yes".

"Here", he said try these...

What he gave me was a small packet of, 'chocolate coated chilli Almonds'.

I, (not being a great chocolate eater), thought o.k. why not?

the chocolate disguised what was about to happen, eating them was reasonably pleasant, suck, suck, chew, chew, then, when you swallowed, Fire!!!!

They where terrible, thank goodness his Lager was there to dowse the flames.

Very soon we had an elderly gentleman that we know joined our table, for a change I was very quiet, (still recovering from the shock to my tonsils), it didn't take too long for me to recover however, because I turned to our latest companion and asked, "do you like chocolate coated almond's?", he enthusiastically replied, "YES", I told him there's a full packet if you fancy?

Oh, dear, he thanked me so gratefully saying that he would enjoy them later.

The problem is I now feel guilty having passed such evil things on to someone else, but what did trustworthy Mick say? Did he warn him? Did he say don't touch them? No, he just smiled
to himself with anticipation of what was going to happen.

Is there Evil in the world? Yes and it sits next to me in the pub!

emamum · 18-10-2008, 14:32

OMG!! i got some of these the other day, they were nasty..... Ty was eyeing them up and i said noooooo.....urgh!

grannyclaret · 18-10-2008, 16:56

THEY CERTAINLY SOUND DIFFERENT,,,I MIGHT TRY THEM ON THE GRANDKIDS .

Benipete · 18-10-2008, 17:30

Just glad my MSN didn't work all day

flashy · 18-10-2008, 18:47

Less i got some the other day too, i thought they where lush, you can only taste the chocolate at first and then it hits you, i thought they where wonderful, Richard and i almost pee'd ourselves laughing when greedy Reece wanted to try one, i've never seen his face go as red

shillelagh · 18-10-2008, 19:10

Where do you get em from - i'll send some to grangemouth!!!

emamum · 18-10-2008, 19:44

http://www.accringtonweb.com/forum/f...d-32179-4.html

my post on the last page...

emzy · 18-10-2008, 20:01

I got some aswell, although never tried them, not sure what ive done with them now though, they may have gone in the bin, am glad i didnt try them now

WillowTheWhisp · 18-10-2008, 20:56

They sound delicious.

flashy · 18-10-2008, 21:02

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Originally Posted by WillowTheWhisp

They sound delicious.

they are

Mick · 19-10-2008, 07:02

Er Excuse me Mr Less you gave the gentleman the nuts it was upto YOU to tell him they where quite hot

I just hope the guy reads the packet first before popping a handfull in his mouth

vicky1 · 19-10-2008, 15:03

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Originally Posted by mick

Er Excuse me Mr Less you gave the gentleman the nuts it was upto YOU to tell him they where quite hot

I just hope the guy reads the packet first before popping a handfull in his mouth

Yes but you still sat there, quietly smirking away to yourself

Mick · 19-10-2008, 20:56

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Originally Posted by vicky1

Yes but you still sat there, quietly smirking away to yourself

SO..........

LYNX1 · 20-10-2008, 15:26

Have just had this tale first hand and must admit am totally ashamed of the 2 people involved...........to do such a thing to this poor old gentleman (without me being there) is absolutely out of order.............may never speak to these people again.

Mick · 21-10-2008, 06:19

Oh does that mean we can have a quiet drink for a change
we where having a good friendly chat about people on accyweb yesterday when you joined us we could not get a word in edgeways

and you forcing us to drink more than we should