Is There NOTHING Sexier? - Page 2

Margaret Pilkington · 17-01-2014, 16:19

My other half grew a 'mo' way back in the dim and distant past.
I have never liked it.......if he shaved it off tomorrow I would roar with delight.
He also has one of those tidgy patches of hair below his bottom lip...do they call it a 'soul patch'?
I always think it looks like a sod round a rat hole and I have said to him 'why cultivate on your face, what grows wild round your bumhole?'......never has he given me a satisfactory answer.

As Olive Oyl used to sing......'I like a clean shaven man'.

Margaret Pilkington · 17-01-2014, 16:21

I echo her sentiments!

Margaret Pilkington · 17-01-2014, 16:25

As for the 'soul patch' thing I call it an 'R soul patch'

Turtle · 17-01-2014, 16:25

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Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington

My other half grew a 'mo' way back in the dim and distant past.
I have never liked it.......if he shaved it off tomorrow I would roar with delight.
He also has one of those tidgy patches of hair below his bottom lip...do they call it a 'soul patch'?
I always think it looks like a sod round a rat hole and I have said to him 'why cultivate on your face, what grows wild round your bumhole?'......never has he given me a satisfactory answer.

As Olive Oyl used to sing......'I like a clean shaven man'.

Hah hah! I like your sayings, Margaret (rat holes and bum holes - such images!)

Margaret Pilkington · 17-01-2014, 16:29

Those are sanitised for public consumption....but I bet they made you smile..if only a little bit.

Turtle · 17-01-2014, 16:32

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Those are sanitised for public consumption....but I bet they made you smile..if only a little bit.

Yes, they did, and more than a little! I love the Olive Oyl song too. The older Popeye cartoons were best

DaveinGermany · 17-01-2014, 19:29

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Oh, yes and having seen those two pics posted....the chaps with the face fungus......I have to grudgingly admit that you both look distinguished in a sort of sea-faring way.

Uncle Albert or Captain Birdseye?

walkinman221 · 17-01-2014, 19:32

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As for the 'soul patch' thing I call it an 'R soul patch'

Not really about beards but reminds me of the quote from Jasper carrot about hair " just remember under every ponytail there's an arsehole"

Eric · 17-01-2014, 20:41

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Uncle Albert or Captain Birdseye?

As long as it's not Captain Edward Smith, or whatshisface who commanded the Venus, I don't really care

Sunflower49 · 19-01-2014, 13:48

I admit to finding it quite amusing to watch the Mister having a shave-It's such a complicated ritual it seems!

But amusing doesn't =sexy!?

He's currently growing his facial hair and I can assure you there is NOTHING sexy about him chewing on his mustache whilst he concentrates-yuck! He keeps saying he can't help it now It's long enough to reach! Drives me nuts.

Also I have a male friend who is convinced that any man going from having a 'mo to not having one will inevitably shave it into the Charlie Chaplain/Hitler design, just for a moment to see what he looks like. I'm not convinced!

Margaret Pilkington · 19-01-2014, 14:54

Well, mine hasn't done the Charlie Chaplin or the Hitler thing...maybe because he hasn't ever shaved it off (sigh).

But he has done the chewing thing...and so has Nicola's puppy....she makes a beeline for his 'mo'...so there must be remnants of food in there(YUK).

shillelagh · 19-01-2014, 14:56

I threaten the spugster .. if he don't shave ... I will do it for him with one of them old cut throat razors ..... and he does ... I don't care if he nowhere near me and he don't shave .. but totally different when hes around ..

Margaret Pilkington · 19-01-2014, 15:08

I think I have left it too late now Jen.......I think my other half has had facial fungus since about 1976.
If he had told me he was planning to grow a 'mo' I would not have turned up at the register office.

Sunflower49 · 19-01-2014, 22:08

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Well, mine hasn't done the Charlie Chaplin or the Hitler thing...maybe because he hasn't ever shaved it off (sigh).

But he has done the chewing thing...and so has Nicola's puppy....she makes a beeline for his 'mo'...so there must be remnants of food in there(YUK).

Saving it for later ?

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I think I have left it too late now Jen.......I think my other half has had facial fungus since about 1976.
If he had told me he was planning to grow a 'mo' I would not have turned up at the register office.

bribe him?

Mine has shaved the droopy 'mo' off today! He looks about ten years younger and a lot more approachable! The droopy ones can make men look grumpy and sinister!

Margaret Pilkington · 19-01-2014, 22:33

Jen, I can think of nothing that would make him shave off his 'mo'....in the beginning I did a Lysistrata...it didn't work then...am damn sure it wouldn't work now.
There is nothing he wants so much that he would shave to get it.