Is There NOTHING Sexier?

[walkinman221]

Originally Posted by MargaretR

I have thick hair on my head - hairdressers remark that not many women my age have that.

However - hair has disappeared from everywhere else - have bare legs, arms, armpits and 'intimate area'. (I recall Margaret P saying that her mum has a wig to compensate for that last area. I'm not bothered - nobody ever looks.)

Ah the good old mirkin not seen much in the wild these days

[Margaret Pilkington]

Margaret, she says nobody looks at hers either.(I'm really glad about that)
And she doesn't use the mirkin anymore.

[Margaret Pilkington]

Originally Posted by gpick24

Shush Eric, things are starting to getting interesting.

Originally Posted by Eric

Are you guys talking about the same thing Or did I sprinkle too much weed onto my cornflakes?

Don't get too excited lads.
I think perhaps you both need to get out more

[Turtle]

Hah hah! Where else but on Accy Web (and then Google) can you learn so much in one day: Edward Burne-Jones did stained glass, and what is a merkin! My education was sadly lacking.

[walkinman221]

Originally Posted by Turtle

Hah hah! Where else but on Accy Web (and then Google) can you learn so much in one day: Edward Burne-Jones did stained glass, and what is a merkin! My education was sadly lacking.

Basically a pubic wig

[Less]

Originally Posted by walkinman221

Basically a pubic wig

Indeed, though if I ever needed to resort to such a device...


I'd swear blind to the judge I hadn't been flashing, I was only adjusting it, when the constable came around the corner.

[Gordon Booth]

Originally Posted by walkinman221

Basically a pubic wig

Why on earth would anyone- no I won't ask!

Just looked it up on Google- what a sheltered life I've led.

[Less]

Originally Posted by Gordon Booth

Why on earth would anyone- no I won't ask!



Just looked it up on Google- what a sheltered life I've led.

A decent member would have provided a link.

[Eric]

Originally Posted by Less

A decent member would have provided a link.

Where's C'mon when you need him?

[DaveinGermany]

Originally Posted by Gordon Booth

Why on earth would anyone- no I won't ask!

Actresses doing scenes in the nuddy mostly I'd assume.

[Less]

Originally Posted by DaveinGermany

Actresses doing scenes in the nuddy mostly I'd assume.

Don't be silly, this is the age of internet porn not the sixties and a Hammer horror compulsory, side boob and ace of spades artistic scene of a larger amount of tufting than the hearth rug ever contained!

[Gordon Booth]

Originally Posted by Less

A decent member would have provided a link.

I wouldn't want you to get too exited!

I had to take two more pills.

[Gordon Booth]

Picked up while doing my 'research'-
'Daddy, what's a merkin?'
'Well, I'll tell you what's not Amurrican- that Barak Obama and his Socialist agenda!'
'Is John Mcain a merkin?'
'One of the finest who ever lived, son!'

[westendlass]

I thought there was some sort of running joke about the 'merkin' when I read this thread until I looked it up on Google. In 48 years I've never heard of one and can't think of anything funnier, a toupe for the tuppence!

[wadey]

Bet they don't sell many nowadays