OK I know you're all dying to know .......
1. Start at Edinburgh Airport.
2. Catch a flight from Edinburgh to London Heathrow Airport.
3. Catch a flight from London Heathrow to Dallas Fort Worth Airport.
4. Hire car at Dallas Fort Worth Airport.
5. Head towards the "Airport Exit" on "International Parkway South" - follow for 0.2 miles.
6. Bear left onto the highway toward "Terminal East Parking" - follow for 0.3 miles
7. Bear left onto "International Parkway North" toward "North Airport Exit" - follow for 2.9 miles
8. Take the "Highway 114 west" exit toward "Fort Worth" - follow for 29.2 miles
9. Then continue on "US 287 North" - follow for 91.1 miles
10. "US 287 north" becomes "Interstate-44 east" - follow for 0.7 miles
11. Take left fork onto "US-287 North" toward "Vernon" - follow for 104 miles
12. "US 287 North" becomes "Avenue F (US-287)" - follow for 2.8 miles
13. Continue to follow "US 287 North" - follow for 104.9 miles
14. Take a left onto "Interstate 40 west" toward "Dumas" - follow for 7.8 miles
15. Take "Exit 70" onto "US 60 East" toward "Dumas" - follow for 0.5 miles
16. Take the "Buchanan Street" exit toward "Dumas/Pampa" - follow for 1.7 miles
17. Turn right onto "Old Route 66 (Interstate 40)" - follow for 0.1 miles
18. You will have now arrived at the centre of Amarillo, Texas
and that ladies and gents, is how to get to Amarillo