Jason Manford quits the one show

[garinda]

'Eleven per cent of adults have admitted to sleeping with someone they met on Facebook, researchers have revealed.'

Read more: 1 in 10 Brits sleep with someone they meet on internet | Mail Online



Only 11%?

Shocking.

[flashy]

i'm not being funny but i know 100% of the people i have on facebook, i wouldn't have added them if i didn't know them...unless you just go round adding random peeps i think its a bit strange 'meeting' people on facebook

[jaysay]

Originally Posted by garinda

On Saturday he received a standing ovation as he walked on stage for a comedy show in Blackburn.

Read more: Jason Manford: Missus has forgiven me | The Sun |Showbiz|TV

We're always ready to support a banker, down on his luck.

(Whoops, damn keyboard.)

He is a funny comedian, though I don't watch the One Show, but why did he do it?

Lesson - If you're famous, and going to be a dirty li'l devil, take advantage of the www's anonymity, and don't use your real name.

Your name won't then be added to the growing list, John Terry, Dirty Den, Ashley Cole, Vernon Kay, of celebrity *******.

Don't forget the Fat Lad from Manchest United

[jaysay]

Originally Posted by flashy

i'm not being funny but i know 100% of the people i have on facebook, i wouldn't have added them if i didn't know them...unless you just go round adding random peeps i think its a bit strange 'meeting' people on facebook

Oh I don't know Shaz, I know Accy Webs different to Facebook, but I've met lots of people through Accy Web (including your good self) who I've never met before, who I now class as friends, so it can't be a bad think, providing you use it for the right reasons

[garinda]

Originally Posted by jaysay

Don't forget the Fat Lad from Manchest United

Rooney's more your old fashioned philanderer, whorin' after scorin', like Besty.

He didn't use t'internet to keep little Wayne entertained.

Though probably only because if you Google 'Granny scrubbers' you get links to companies who sell whirlpool baths, with easy access side doors.

[garinda]

Originally Posted by jaysay

I've met lots of people through Accy Web

So higher, or lower, than 11%?

[jaysay]

Originally Posted by garinda

So higher, or lower, than 11%?

In my case its a big fat ZERO

[garinda]

Originally Posted by jaysay

In my case its a big fat ZERO

What about cuddles?

You must have shared a few of those, after some of the many election victories you helped secure.

[cashman]

Originally Posted by garinda

What about cuddles?

You must have shared a few of those, after some of the many election victories you helped secure.

You are kidding, most of those dont give a toss now.

[jaysay]

Originally Posted by garinda

What about cuddles?

You must have shared a few of those, after some of the many election victories you helped secure.

Where I come from the handshake is quite sufficient thank you

[jaysay]

Originally Posted by cashman

You are kidding, most of those dont give a toss now.

Very True Cashy Very True