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Job Opening.
A guy walks into the localwefare office, marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi.... Do you know I just hate drawing welfare. I,d really rather have a job".
The social worker behind the counter says,"Well your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur/bodygaurd for his nymphomaniac daughter. You will have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he will supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours all meals will be provided. You will be expected to escort her on overseas holidays on a regular basis. You will have to satisfy her sexual needs. You will be given a two bedroomed flat over the garage. The starting salary is £200,000 per year. The guy says, "Your bull****tin me!" The social worker says, "yeah, well, you started it". |
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