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Old 25-04-2007, 14:19   #1
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johnsons holiday skin body lotion

what a loada crap this is, i bought the normal to fair skin one and it doesnt do what it says it says on the bottle

All day moisturisation (nope my skins still dry)
Gradually builds a beautiful, light tan (wrong again)


ive had this bottle about a month now and nothing happened until last night, after getting out of the bath i decide to put it on...i usually only put it on my face but this time decided to do my legs and arms too, all went well till i woke up this morning, my arms, hands and face are still white,legs too...that was till i looked down at my ankles...lo and behold my ankles are brown ...... why? did the lotion drop down to my ankles when i was asleep? have ankles got some sort of pulling power for moisturiser?


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Old 25-04-2007, 14:40   #2
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Re: johnsons holiday skin body lotion

<Ian thinks twice about comment about thick skin>

If you are getting a month out of a bottle you aren't putting much on. I know Nettie used it and Julie has in the past and it seems to work for Julie and Nettie was happy about it

PS, its buy one get one free at the minute
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Old 25-04-2007, 14:49   #3
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I’m going to reserve any comment until I’ve stopped PML…………………
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Old 25-04-2007, 15:32   #4
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Re: johnsons holiday skin body lotion

If your ankle skin is dry it will tend to absorb more of the moisturiser and therefore have more to react to. Did you exfoliate before applying?
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Old 25-04-2007, 18:04   #5
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If your ankle skin is dry it will tend to absorb more of the moisturiser and therefore have more to react to. Did you exfoliate before applying?

Exfoliate? she'd need a lumber jack with a big axe.........
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Old 25-04-2007, 20:04   #6
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Exfoliate? she'd need a lumber jack with a big axe.........
Think Doug actually fancies ya' Flashy .. doin that insult thingy that men do . to attract attention.

As for the Johnsons .. it does work slowly .. with no streaking. Can't imagine what you are doing wrong here, sure you not having your baths with the candles and wine scenario ?
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Old 25-04-2007, 22:39   #7
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Think Doug actually fancies ya' Flashy .. doin that insult thingy that men do . to attract attention.
That is a fallacy that you ladies like to think when you are being insulted by us men.
The trutch is that we insult you ladies either because it is true or usually just for the fun of it.
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Old 25-04-2007, 23:34   #8
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Think Doug actually fancies ya' Flashy .. doin that insult thingy that men do . to attract attention.

As for the Johnsons .. it does work slowly .. with no streaking. Can't imagine what you are doing wrong here, sure you not having your baths with the candles and wine scenario ?
Kate that would be incestuous, Flashy being my daughter, anyway have you seen her legs?
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Old 25-04-2007, 23:38   #9
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That is a fallacy that you ladies like to think when you are being insulted by us men.
The trutch is that we insult you ladies either because it is true or usually just for the fun of it.

This is true, what's more he's a man's man even after his lady beats seven shades out of him for making the above statement in public.

The Gentleman is an hero.............
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Old 26-04-2007, 07:20   #10
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Kate that would be incestuous, Flashy being my daughter, anyway have you seen her legs?

yes kate has seen the size of my legs....BUT YOU BLOODY HAVENT



yes willow i did exfoliate,my legs,face and arms,but not my ankles lol, thanx for the advice
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Old 26-04-2007, 09:29   #11
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I use Dove holiday skin which, IMO works better than Johnsons
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Old 26-04-2007, 09:32   #12
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ive seen that on tv jellybaby, i might get some of that today...i stopped going on the sunbed about two years ago, it knackers your skin up, but i do want to 'glow' a bit before i go away


thanx jellybaby
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Old 26-04-2007, 09:48   #13
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I use the johnsons meduim to dark skin lotion and after 3 days looks like i have just got back off my hols a golden tan so try that!
home and bargin doing good offer on it 2.99 a bottle


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Old 26-04-2007, 09:50   #14
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I use the johnsons meduim to dark skin lotion and after 3 days looks like i have just got back off my hols a golden tan so try that!
home and bargin doing good offer on it 2.99 a bottle


Tracey

i might get the darker one, i got this one from home n bargain (havent a clue why everyone calls it that cos thats not what its called lol) i may try the dove first though
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[QUOTE=flashytart;415834]ive seen that on tv jellybaby, i might get some of that today...i stopped going on the sunbed about two years ago, it knackers your skin up, but i do want to 'glow' a bit before i go away


try Grouse flashy,it sure as hell used to make me "glow".
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