JOKE

janet · 29-07-2003, 10:35

WHY DOES THE EASTER BUNNY HIDE IT'S EGGS?
BECAUSE IT DOES'NT WANT ANYONE TO KNOW ITS BEEN SCREWING A CHICKEN.

Mik Dickinson · 13-09-2003, 12:17

A father in Ireland walks out in to the garden to see his daughter.He reflects on how sweet and innocent his child looks.
She is staring at two spiders mating.
Daddy ahe says what are the spiders doing.
They are mating he says
What is the one on top then she says.
That is a daddy long legs says the father.
So the one underneath is a mummy long legs she says.
No says the father that is also a daddy long legs
The daughter jumps up and lands with both  feet on the spiders.
Why did you do that say the father.
the daughter replies:-
That **** might be acceptable in France, Holland and the rest of Europe but not here in Ireland

janet · 13-09-2003, 15:35

good one, mik.

Mik Dickinson · 13-09-2003, 16:12

English man walking down the street in Dublin sees an ad in the window
' talking dog for sale 25 pound'
He knocks on the door and the owner say that all is correct and the englishman asks if he can see the dog.
Upon metting the dog he asks if he can speak.
Dog ' of cousre i can'
Man ' bloody hell a talking dog how did you learn that'
Dog ' oh i picked it up as a puppy then th e C.I.A. found out and employed me.Spent the next 10 years flying around the world listening in on conversations as nobody thought that a dog would do their national secrets any harm an could not pass them on to anybody.
Then i met a bitch fathered a few puppies and here i am now.
Man goes back to the owner and closes the deal for 25 quid.Also asks owner why the dog is so cheap as a talking dog for 25 pounds is really cheap.
Irishman replies oh! that the stuff he tells is all lies.
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