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11-11-2003, 21:08
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Re: Joke Of The Day
[smiley=lol.gif] [smiley=lol.gif] good one lettie
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12-11-2003, 08:45
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Re: Joke Of The Day
Hey Lettie,
I laughed so much I P***ed my pants!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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12-11-2003, 10:30
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"WHAT IS POLITICS"
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is Politics?"
Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I am the head of the family, so call me the president.
Your mother is the administrator of the money, so call her the government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the people. The nanny, we'll call consider the working class, and your baby brother, we'll call him the future.
Now think about that and see if it makes any sense."
So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.
He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper.
So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep.
Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with nanny.
He gives up and goes back to bed.
The next morning the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of Politics now."
The father says, "Good, son, Tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about."
The little boy replies, "The president is screwing the working class while the government is sound asleep. The people are being ignored and the future is in deep doodoo."
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12-11-2003, 11:09
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Re: Joke Of The Day
[smiley=lol.gif]
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12-11-2003, 13:56
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Re: Joke Of The Day
...and another pair of pants today.. 
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12-11-2003, 16:21
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Re: Joke Of The Day
Good one dizzy. [smiley=thumbsup.gif]
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30-11-2003, 16:42
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Re: Joke Of The Day
Who is never hungry at christmas ?
The turkey - he's always stuffed.
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30-11-2003, 20:49
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Re: Joke Of The Day
get ya coat janet lol ;D
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01-12-2003, 11:56
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Re: Joke Of The Day
Wow!! Does that mean i've pulled or what. [smiley=surprise.gif]
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01-12-2003, 12:52
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Re: Joke Of The Day
 you know u always pulled my cracker
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01-12-2003, 16:17
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There's only one cracker i pull, goes by the name of JACOB. : 
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01-12-2003, 19:18
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Re: Joke Of The Day
;D my middle name janet
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11-12-2003, 10:10
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Re: Joke Of The Day
Mary had a little sheep
and with this sheep she went to sleep
the sheep turned out to be a ram
and mary had a little lamb
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11-12-2003, 12:38
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:-/ omg janet they getting worse : 
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11-12-2003, 13:01
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Re: Joke Of The Day
Wam Bam thank you Mam
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