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09-04-2008, 21:50
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Joke of the Year
Three doctors discussing recent succesfull operations.
Iraeli Doctor. Recently did a new heart transplant, and the patient was up and looking for work in a month. Russian Doctor. I took 1/2 a heart out of 1 man put it in another, and both were looking for work in less than two weeks English Doctor Thats nothing, we took the arsehole out of Scotland, made him Prime Minister, and now 1/2 the country is looking for work. Retlaw. |
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09-04-2008, 22:50
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Re: Joke of the Year
Very funny but unfortunately all so true!
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10-04-2008, 10:11
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Re: Joke of the Year
lol, very funny, well done |
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12-04-2008, 18:12
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Re: Joke of the Year
A tramp walks into a posh Bond St Jewelers, drops his pants and starts fingering his arse. The shop assistant shouts get out of here you filthy bastard. Tramp says make your mind up lady and points to the sign which reads.
"COME IN HERE AND PICK YOUR RING IN COMFORT". Retlaw. |
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12-04-2008, 19:12
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Re: Joke of the Year
ewwwwwwwww!!
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Like the old woman who lived in a shoe, i have so many children i can't fit the tickers in my signature..... I finally found someone daft enough to marry me, my wonderboy is 11, my monkeygirl is 3 and my bananaman is 2, my beautiful little flower was born in feb 2012 
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13-04-2008, 20:08
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Re: Blonde Joke
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde.The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.
'What does it look like?' she finally asked. The policewoman replied, 'It's square and it has your picture on it.' The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. 'Here it is,' she said. The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, 'Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop Retlaw Last edited by Retlaw; 13-04-2008 at 20:11. |
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