11-01-2005, 10:14
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just some thoughts....
1 . I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow is not looking good either. 2. I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
3. Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.
4. Accept that some days you are the pigeon and some days the statue.
5. Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time, chances are you won't be needing him again.
6. On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.
7. I don't suffer from stress. I am a carrier. .
8. Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
9. A pat on the back is only a few centimetres from a kick in thebehind.
10. Don't be irreplaceable - if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
11. The more junk you put up with, the more junk you are going to get.
12. You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.
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The most wasted day of all is that on which we have not laughed .......Sebastine Chamford
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