Kamikazee Insects

[maxwell silver]

Seems this humid weather is turning the insect world mad.Was attacked by a wasp (when God was creating all living things the devil must have wedged his foot in the door for this peevish little sh**),in the Postal Order.Gave the git a clout with a menu & it came round only to sting the lad sat adjacent to me.Coming out of Morrisons some kind of beast flew down the back of my t-shirt.Fearing it was a wasp i obviously made an issue out of it.Thankfully it remained subdued until the journey home when it began to make its way towards my bum cleavage Squeezed the blighter to death through my t-shirt for being so foward.No wasp,or insect when i got home,just some remnants on the insde of my t-shirt.Today whilst toiling in my yard....wasps drinking (or trying to) my beer,black beetle like things dropping dead from the sky(well,higher up than me)strange long bodied flies having a siesta in everything i painted & the usual swarm of normal flies around the bin.Roll on winter,what about you?

[emzy]

Its not just the insects that seem to have adopted a "death wish" stupid pigeon in town flew straight into the old pound shop window

[Retlaw]

At this time of year all the Queen wasps for next year have been fertilised, and all the workers and drones have nowt left to do, just waiting to die, thay start eating fruit and such, which turns to alcohol in their stomachs and makes them drunk. All the others are looking for the place to lay their eggs for overwintering.
Its happened every year since insects first came into being, and thats a lot longer than man has been around.

Retlaw.