Kids do the funniest things!!!!

slinky · 23-01-2007, 01:26

especially my eldest when he has to be woken up.

They sleep in the same bedroom and won't go to sleep when sent to bed, which leaves them tired for school the next day. So I have started putting alternative one in my bed at night so they get some decent sleep before school.

Anyway last night it was the eldest turn to sleep in my bed til i go to bed then I put them back in their own bed when I go to bed.

Last night I went to the loo so Ginger tried to escort Zack to his own bed. All I heard was Zack mumbling and Ginger in fits of laughter. When I walked out of my bedroom and went into kids bedroom Zack was routing through his underwear drawer. When Ginger asked him what he was doing he said " I want something to eat"

Ginger is in fits of laughter at him. Zack pulled a pair of boxers from the drawer, looked at them in a disgusted way then threw them across the room!!!!

Ginger was still doubled over in laughter and I had to take over and escort zack to bed and snuggle him down.

Poor lad really gets disorientated when he is woken up lmao.

Is it just my kids or are all kids as hilarious as mine

WillowTheWhisp · 23-01-2007, 11:16

I could rell you tales about mine but I'd probably be lynched!

Tinkerbelle · 23-01-2007, 11:43

Talking of being disorientated through sleep, does mthead count as a kid?

....... I'll never forget that time I was awoken at about 4am to the deafening sound of him shouting out an FCUM chant at the top of his voice in his sleep! FREAK!!

accymel · 23-01-2007, 11:46

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Originally Posted by Tinkerbelle

Talking of being disorientated through sleep, does mthead count as a kid?

....... I'll never forget that time I was awoken at about 4am to the deafening sound of him shouting out an FCUM chant at the top of his voice in his sleep! FREAK!!

flipping heck MT & footie doesn't surprise me

....... had he had a few beers by then?

Tinkerbelle · 23-01-2007, 11:51

LOL! No which was even worse!

I bet my face was a picture

accymel · 23-01-2007, 11:53

im surprised u didnt slap him one LOL ah well least he weren't shouting anything else

lol

lancsdave · 23-01-2007, 11:57

My daughter is horrendous for talking in her sleep and sleepwalking. At times it's funny but it's also frightening

Tinkerbelle · 23-01-2007, 12:00

LOL! My oldest 2 used to have full blown conversations with each in their sleep when they were younger. I used to lie in bed creased up laughing listening to them.

slinky · 23-01-2007, 18:23

Well tonight made me laugh again.

It is his Teeny bopper girlfriends Birthday today and her family have taken her and zack to the mother red cap for a meal tonight to celebrate. They are both 9 years old....but to listen to them you would think they are a married couple. They have been DATING for nearly a year lol.

He came in from school and said " mum mum I need some money for a Birthday card" I said " ok do you know which one your getting??" he replied " Yeah I saw it the other day and I hid it behind the other cards to buy it today". So I gave him the money and off he went to the shop for her card.
When he returned I looked at the card and it said "To my girlfriend on her birthday............... The best APHRODISIAC a man could have is..........( open the card) YOU!!!".

Now at 9 years old he hasn't got a clue what this means and I'm just glad he picked that one!!! it could have been worse I suppose.

So here I am watching my 9 year old boy get dressed up to go on a hot date. Hair gel, deodorant. When he had finished he said to his dad " hey dad will you take me to ASDA to get her some flowers?"..........so off they went to asda. He picked his flowers 9 yellow roses, he knocked on her door with card and flowers in hand. Her mother greeted him laughing and said " Blimey even i don't get flowers"

Oh the things my kids do tickles me no end. Oh well he'll soon be married

flashy · 23-01-2007, 18:29

ahhhhhhhhhhhh bless him, that brought a tear to my eye

MUMMIBOO · 20-03-2007, 21:58

My son Jack made us laugh the other day i dont remember what we were doing but bare in mind hes only 5 and he said to daddiboo "see i told you girls couldnt be trusted".

I couldnt stop laughing see he has it all sussed out already!

MUMMIBOO · 20-03-2007, 22:01

My son Jack made us laugh the other day i dont remember what we were doing but bare in mind hes only 5 and he said to daddiboo "see i told you girls couldnt be trusted".

I couldnt stop laughing see he has it all sussed out already!

Sorry i have just realised i have posted this in the wrong place i should have put it in Funny things kids say!! Sorry.

slinky · 21-03-2007, 18:38

My son has been going to church every sunday with his girlfriend and her parents.

Yesterday he was talking to my mum ( his Nana ) and she asked him what religion his Girlfriend and her parents were. He said " I don't know Nana" my mum said " probably born again Christians". Zack looked at her and said " No it's not boring at the church I go to".....me and my mum were in stitches, he thought she said " Bored again Christians"

Tinkerbelle · 21-03-2007, 18:39

...........

accymel · 21-03-2007, 18:44

Slinky