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Old 14-08-2013, 17:17   #1
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Labours New Leader.

Noticed on news tonight labour have got a new un, "Egg Milliband"
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Old 14-08-2013, 18:14   #2
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How egg citing.
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Old 14-08-2013, 18:20   #3
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It was no yolk
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Old 14-08-2013, 18:25   #4
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twas an eggstraordinary good shot
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Old 14-08-2013, 19:29   #5
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twas an eggstraordinary good shot
Egg acktly, but dog turds, extra soft, would have been better still.
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Old 16-08-2013, 21:33   #6
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Our Graham thinks EggM is a 'cracking' leader. He's 'laying' odds on him becoming the next PM. In fact he's pretty 'cock'sure about this because he's put all his 'eggs' in the Euro basket. He's 'scrambled' to 'shell' out a few quid at the local bookies, which of course they have 'laid' off. He's hoping that EggM will 'pullet' off and win but the tories will once again 'poach' the electorate because of the half 'boiled' labour manifesto. Personally I hope the 'Benedict' Arnold of Accrington is 'whisked' away by the men in 'white' coats. The sooner everyone realises that his mind has been 'addled' and 'fried' by the lure of power the better. In fact if I was given 'free range' to do as I liked, I'd 'beat' him and 'fold' him until he fell of his wall.
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Old 16-08-2013, 21:47   #7
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Labours New Leader.

Is this some sort of yoke?
I find it offensive all these low brow demonstrations of making a tit of yourself in public, leave that to Graham.
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Old 17-08-2013, 12:08   #8
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Our Graham thinks EggM is a 'cracking' leader. He's 'laying' odds on him becoming the next PM. In fact he's pretty 'cock'sure about this because he's put all his 'eggs' in the Euro basket. He's 'scrambled' to 'shell' out a few quid at the local bookies, which of course they have 'laid' off. He's hoping that EggM will 'pullet' off and win but the tories will once again 'poach' the electorate because of the half 'boiled' labour manifesto. Personally I hope the 'Benedict' Arnold of Accrington is 'whisked' away by the men in 'white' coats. The sooner everyone realises that his mind has been 'addled' and 'fried' by the lure of power the better. In fact if I was given 'free range' to do as I liked, I'd 'beat' him and 'fold' him until he fell of his wall.
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Old 17-08-2013, 14:11   #9
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Our Graham thinks EggM is a 'cracking' leader. He's 'laying' odds on him becoming the next PM. In fact he's pretty 'cock'sure about this because he's put all his 'eggs' in the Euro basket. He's 'scrambled' to 'shell' out a few quid at the local bookies, which of course they have 'laid' off. He's hoping that EggM will 'pullet' off and win but the tories will once again 'poach' the electorate because of the half 'boiled' labour manifesto. Personally I hope the 'Benedict' Arnold of Accrington is 'whisked' away by the men in 'white' coats. The sooner everyone realises that his mind has been 'addled' and 'fried' by the lure of power the better. In fact if I was given 'free range' to do as I liked, I'd 'beat' him and 'fold' him until he fell of his wall.
We all know Graham speaks from where the sun don't shine Guinness, but this is hardly a surprise seeing he's the honorary chairman of Narcissists Are Us.
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