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23-02-2005, 18:51
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Ladies vs Real Women
Ladies - If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's still cooking,
drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an instant fix-me up. Real Women - If you over-salt a dish while you are cooking, that's too damn bad. Please recite the Real Women's motto: "I made it and you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes." Ladies - Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away. Real Women - Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink. You might still have the headache, but who cares! Ladies - Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips. Real Women - Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete's sake! You are probably lying down on the couch with your feet up anyway! Ladies - To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes. Real Women - Buy mashed potato mix in the box, and you don't have to worry about the potatoes growing arms and legs. Ladies - When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead. There won't be any white mess on the outside of the cake. Real Women - Go straight to the bakery...they'll even decorate it for you! Ladies - Brush some egg white over pie crusts before baking to yield a beautiful, glossy finish. Real Women - Sara Lee frozen pie directions do not say a damn thing about brushing egg whites over anything, so don't do it! Ladies - If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dishwashing gloves. They give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars easy. Real Women - Go ask the very HOT neighbor guy to do it! Ladies - Your best friend is always there for you. She will even come and bail you out of jail. Real Women - Your best friend will be sitting next to you in the cell saying, "Damn.....that was fun!" Ladies - Don't throw out all the leftover wine...freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces. Real Women - What leftover wine???
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23-02-2005, 19:13
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Re: Ladies vs Real Women
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23-02-2005, 19:15
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Re: Ladies vs Real Women
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 Thankyou Doug i knew you'd find the right word eventually!
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23-02-2005, 19:26
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Re: Ladies vs Real Women
Just a wild guess. lol
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23-02-2005, 19:59
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Re: Ladies vs Real Women
You did a very good job at digging yourself out of what could have been a very deep hole!!!
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Re: Ladies vs Real Women
I was in suspense there for a while Doug.
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Re: Ladies vs Real Women
I get earache from the Mrs when I spend too much time on the PC.
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