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08-02-2010, 18:48
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Lancashire Mayor stole knickers
Have a look at the boat race on this geezer!
 I've been in stitches for ten minutes...Lanc's Mayor jailed for stealing knickers but I think it's a harsh sentence, I don't think the Judge took the blokes face into consideration  from the TelegraphFormer Lancashire town mayor jailed over knicker thefts (From Lancashire Telegraph)  |
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08-02-2010, 18:51
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Re: Lancashire Mayor stole knickers
I thought it was a bit stiff
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08-02-2010, 18:57
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Re: Lancashire Mayor stole knickers
I think he has suffered enough with a face like that !
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08-02-2010, 19:04
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Re: Lancashire Mayor stole knickers
The court case was on Radio 2 last month.
Thankfully there aren't images on the wireless. Hopefully he'll now be sharing a cell with a thirty stone tattooed thug called Shirley, who'll make his life a misery, and make him scrub the gusset of his not so smalls. Vile little pervert.
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08-02-2010, 19:05
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Re: Lancashire Mayor stole knickers
looks like someone missed a few creases when they used an iron on his face
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08-02-2010, 19:20
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Re: Lancashire Mayor stole knickers
'When they chose him as mayor, residents of the seaside town of Knott End'
Read more: Jail for town mayor Ian Stafford found guilty of breaking into homes to steal women's underwear | Mail Online Someone should have tied a knot in his end.
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08-02-2010, 19:30
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Re: Lancashire Mayor stole knickers
This guy is an alien, for sure!
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08-02-2010, 21:55
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Re: Lancashire Mayor stole knickers
The average cost per prisoner place in 2008-2009 was £31,106 so that's £62,000, instead why not get him a job in the laundrette?
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09-02-2010, 00:09
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Re: Lancashire Mayor stole knickers
 he has a look of Eli Duckett,,in last of the summer wine......
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09-02-2010, 00:11
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Re: Lancashire Mayor stole knickers
erm maybe not...lol
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09-02-2010, 19:03
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Re: Lancashire Mayor stole knickers
If people really voted for this odd-ball, then I would suggest that their own sanity is very much in doubt! Be interesting to learn which party he represented - maybe the Monster Raving Loonies in the wake of Screaming Lord Such?
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09-02-2010, 19:19
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Re: Lancashire Mayor stole knickers
His skull appears mis-shapen to me, and hints at a genetic malfunction known as mongolism.
In no way do I infer that mongols are deviants, but it may explain why his actions are abnormal.
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09-02-2010, 19:33
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Re: Lancashire Mayor stole knickers
im still tring to figure out which dorection hes looking in , maybe his eyes went like that after years of keeping one eye on teh nickers and one eye looking out for the cops
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09-02-2010, 19:49
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