Letters to the Council

West Ender · 19-02-2008, 20:26

These are extracts from genuine letters written by Council tenants. I don't know which Council.

...that is his excuse for dog mess that I find hard to swallow.

My back passage has fungus in it and my bush is overgrown at the front.

..and he's got this huge tool that vibrates the whole house and I can't take it any more.

This is to let you know that our lavatory seat is broken and we can't get BBC2.

I've had the Clerk of Works down on the floor 6 times but I still have no satisfaction.

Please send a man with the right tool to satisfy my wife.

The man next door has a large erection in the back garden which is unsightly and dangerous.

I want to complain about the farmer across the road. Every morning at 6 o clock his cock wakes me up and it's geting too much for me.

Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is in 3 pieces.

The toilet is blocked and we cannot bath the children until it is cleared.

I am still having problems with smoke in my new drawers.

...50% of the walls are damp, 50% have cracked plaster and the rest are filthy.

I am writing on behalf of my sink which is coming off the wall.

My lavatory seat is cracked. Where do I stand?

I wish to report that tiles are missing off the outside toilet roof. I think it was due to bad wind the other night.

....and their 18 year old son is continually banging his balls against my fence.

I want some repairs done to my cooker which has backfired and burnt my knob off.

mrskitty · 19-02-2008, 20:29

Think thats been on here before but still made me laugh LOADS....ty xXx

Edit......Jedi beat ya to it im afraid

http://www.accringtonweb.com/forum/f...nts-27544.html