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Old 17-05-2006, 14:09   #1
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Little joke about men

I'm not trying to offend anyone,got this emailed to me just thought it was funny and wanted to share it with you, SORRY boys!!!

1.Men are like .Laxatives...... They irritate the s**t out of you.
2. Men are like .
Bananas ..... . The older they get the less firm they are
3. Men are like ....... Weather..... Nothing can be done to change them..
4. Men are like .
Blenders ..... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like .
Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like .
Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like .......
Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like .
Government Bonds ..... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like .
Mascara ...... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like ......
Popcorn . ...... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like . Lava Lamps
..... Fun to look at, but not very bright.

12. Men are like .
Parking Spots . All the good ones are taken.

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Old 17-05-2006, 15:16   #2
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Re: Little joke about men

nice one it ain,t offended me.lol
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Old 17-05-2006, 16:11   #3
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very funny Lisa. not offending at all.
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Old 17-05-2006, 16:45   #4
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Re: Little joke about men

true,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,lol
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