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Old 11-03-2008, 14:32   #1
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Liverpool Girls

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties to perform.
Terry had married a woman from America, and bragged that he had told his new wife to do the dishes and all the cleaning in the house. He said it took a couple of days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and all the dishes were washed and put away.



James had married a woman from Australia and hebragged that he had given his new wife orders to do all the cleaning, the dishes and the cooking. He told them the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better and by the third day his housewas clean, the dishes done and there was a huge meal on the table.The third man said the he had married a girl from Liverpool. He boasted that the duties he had ordered her to do were to keep the house cleaned, the disheswashed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table every day. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything,but by the third day most of the swelling had gonedown and he could see a little bit out of his left eye. Enough to make himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher and call a gardener.


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Old 11-03-2008, 14:34   #2
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Re: Liverpool Girls

the old uns are still the best........
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Old 11-03-2008, 14:39   #3
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HA typical bloke
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Old 11-03-2008, 18:49   #4
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HA typical bloke
Whats typical about a bloke getting a good belting from his wife flashy, it bloody hurts
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Old 12-03-2008, 19:50   #5
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LOL.......nice one!
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