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21-08-2008, 12:43
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Just received this as an email and thought it was funny, no offence
 For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage. Men are like...[FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif'][/FONT] . [FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif'][/FONT] 1. Men are like .... Laxatives ..... [FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif'][/FONT] They irritate the crap out of you. [FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif'][/FONT] [FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif'][/FONT] 2. Men are like ....... Bananas ..... . The older they get, the less firm they are. [FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif'][/FONT] [FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif'][/FONT] 3. Men are like ......Weather ....... [FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif'][/FONT] Nothing can be done to change them. [FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif'][/FONT] [FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif'][/FONT] 4. Men are like .....Blenders .... [FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif'][/FONT] You need One, but you're not quite sure why. [FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif'][/FONT] [FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif'][/FONT] 5. Men are like .....Chocolate Bars .... [FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif'][/FONT] Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. [FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif'][/FONT] [FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif'][/FONT] 6. Men are like ..... Commercials ..... [FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif'][/FONT] You can't believe a word they say. [FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif'][/FONT] [FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif'][/FONT] 7. Men are like ..... Department Stores .... Their clothes are always 1/2 off! [FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif'][/FONT] [FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif'][/FONT] 8. Men are like ....... Government Bonds .... [FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif'][/FONT] They take soooooooo long to mature. [FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif'][/FONT] [FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif'][/FONT] 9. Men are like .....Mascara ..... [FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif'][/FONT] They usually run at the first sign of emotion. [FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif'][/FONT] [FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif'][/FONT] 10. Men are like..... Popcorn ...... [FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif'][/FONT] They satisfy you, but only for a little while. [FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif'][/FONT] [FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif'][/FONT] 11. Men are like ..... Snowstorms ..... [FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif'][/FONT] You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.[FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif'][/FONT] [FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif'][/FONT] 12. Men are like ...... Lava Lamps ... [FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif'][/FONT] Fun to look at, but not very bright.[FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif'][/FONT] [FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif'] [/FONT]13. Men are like ...... Parking Spots ......[FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif'][/FONT] All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.[FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif'][/FONT] [FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif'][/FONT] [FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif'][/FONT] [FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif'] [/FONT]
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21-08-2008, 12:58
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Re: Men
Sorry about all the "font" etc, tried editting it out but it timed me out!
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21-08-2008, 13:06
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that was so funny , loved it ,
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21-08-2008, 14:46
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2. Men are like ....... Bananas ..... .
The older they get, the less firm they are. Thats why women invented toyboys!!!!!
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21-08-2008, 16:26
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21-08-2008, 17:23
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Dont forget...men are also like toilets
Vacant, engaged, or full of sh*t.........
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21-08-2008, 21:39
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love it grego.
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21-08-2008, 21:47
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excellent and oh so true grego
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21-08-2008, 22:05
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22-08-2008, 17:04
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Cheers, Sis'.
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22-08-2008, 19:12
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Aaaah, your an exception
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Another that is oh so true lol
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24-08-2008, 12:28
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def the toilet one lol
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