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Old 06-06-2005, 21:51   #1
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men jokes/women jokes
does anyone know any men/women jokes, or any you can think off,
ere one .............
Why don't men wear tight underwear?
It cuts off circulation to the brain!

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.
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Old 08-06-2005, 14:29   #2
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There was a good thread running with these a few months back, so why not start again, here goes

Q: WHY do men's hearts beat quicker, go weak in the knees, get dry throats and think irrationally when a woman wears leather clothing?

A: Because she smells like a new car!
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Old 08-06-2005, 15:06   #3
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They're a fiendish lot, these women. Have a look at this to see what one of 'em has come up with:

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/newspap...644792,00.html

Unfortunatly, this ain't no joke. Can you imagine the reaction if a bloke came up with something similar?
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Old 08-06-2005, 15:11   #4
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Re: men jokes/women jokes
It hasn't exactly been welcomed by women either has it.
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It hasn't exactly been welcomed by women either has it.
True.. Yet somehow this 'device' appears to have gone through the manufacturing and marketing stage to the point where it is about to go on retail sale. I just think that had this been a male invention, then it would have been shut down far earlier.

Having said that, you can quite legitimatly buy a flamethrower for your car in South Africa, so maybe it's not that odd after all.
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