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06-06-2005, 21:51
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men jokes/women jokes
 does anyone know any men/women jokes, or any you can think off,ere one ............. Why don't men wear tight underwear? It cuts off circulation to the brain!  How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it. 
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08-06-2005, 14:29
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Re: men jokes/women jokes
There was a good thread running with these a few months back, so why not start again, here goes
 Q: WHY do men's hearts beat quicker, go weak in the knees, get dry throats and think irrationally when a woman wears leather clothing? A: Because she smells like a new car!
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08-06-2005, 15:06
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Re: men jokes/women jokes
They're a fiendish lot, these women. Have a look at this to see what one of 'em has come up with:
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/newspap...644792,00.html Unfortunatly, this ain't no joke. Can you imagine the reaction if a bloke came up with something similar? |
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Re: men jokes/women jokes
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Having said that, you can quite legitimatly buy a flamethrower for your car in South Africa, so maybe it's not that odd after all. |
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