MEZ,Can I borrow your new toy please, need to do some screwing !

katex · 27-07-2006, 19:14

Please may I borrow your new toy you told me about on Saturday, feeling frustrated here.

Billcat · 27-07-2006, 19:16

Hmmmmmm......best not comment on that. Bound to go wrong!

talentedbutslow · 27-07-2006, 19:16

says nuffin.............

katex · 27-07-2006, 19:20

Completely innocent this thread, boys, what are you insinuating !?!

Doug · 27-07-2006, 20:15

I remember the last time I made a comment in one of your post. I'm scarred and shamed by it to this day.....

It can only be power driver or a robo bunny.......

chav1 · 27-07-2006, 20:27

if you do borrow mez's toy do you want the guy who did her screwing as well

katex · 27-07-2006, 20:42

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Originally Posted by chav1

if you do borrow mez's toy do you want the guy who did her screwing as well

Might .. depends who it was.

mez · 27-07-2006, 20:46

hi, katex, the bloke who did my screwing for me is very efficient & very very thorough.........so when do you need to borrow them for?i will have to charge the batteries first .

katex · 27-07-2006, 20:55

Oh thank Gawd you turned up in the nick of time Mez, this lot making me sweat .. ok pm me to let me know who it was, and also where you got said tool from. Store where I went tonight didn't have one.

Does it have rechargeable batteries ?.. .. hope plug Ok.. hope 3-prong, as bought this re-chargeable toothbrush too this weekend (not cheap) and has 2-prong lead and, of course, no shaver point. Can I get an adaptor... NO!
Anyway, hard work, put toothpaste on, starts to oscillate and toothpaste flying bloody everywhere, on me carpet, down me t-shirt ... all over me face.

Back to original request ... will tell ya' the saga after had me tea.. keep em in anticipation. Back after Holland's meat pie and slop peas, lashed with gravy and pickled beetroot swilled down with glass(es) of white plonk.

SPUGGIE J · 27-07-2006, 21:02

Kate go and have a couple of more bottles of plonk then you can play with the new toy.

katex · 28-07-2006, 00:45

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Originally Posted by SPUGGIE J

Kate go and have a couple of more bottles of plonk then you can play with the new toy.

Well, would have done if not fallen asleep after that tea .. good job got day off tomorrow, and then will tell ya' story of why I need the toy.

Know who the little helper was

Neil · 28-07-2006, 05:10

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Originally Posted by katex

Can I get an adaptor... NO!

You should be able to get them still Kate.

katex · 28-07-2006, 10:27

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Originally Posted by Neil

You should be able to get them still Kate.

Thanks Neil, at Homebase, they didn't think could get anymore, but will try other places now. They did suggest an electric place between Homebase and Asda .. do you know, never noticed that !

Well time to put the record straight. Of course you guessed was only talking about a power-type screwdriver. Mez told me about all the fun she has had with it ..that woman gone screwing mad.

Can't believe didn't have a small type one at Homebase last night !!.

Am just now about to embark on a mission of constructing this small garden bench for my meagre strip of British land out the back. Have been staring at it for 2 weeks now in the hall, and have now managed to handball the package to the kitchen. Course opening the pack cost me a stab with scissors in me hand,broken finger nail and not too sure about that toe I dropped the iron end on. Just realised probably screwdriver not the issue, now have to search for spanner to hold nuts at the back !!

Took day off 'cause will have to do outside and didn't wish neighbours to be smirking at my efforts ... they OK actually ... but something I have to do on my own, if you understand my meaning. 'I will survive' type stupid attitude. First bit is going to be the hardest, screwing one slat to one cast iron end and then to the other end .. my arm span not that wide. Will do it, am determined. Just hope will get it done before the weather breaks.

Once done, anybody welcome to try it out and watch the ducks going by .. just hope get it tight enough so doesn't collapse, or sway