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Old 11-04-2008, 15:04   #1
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Misheard song Lyrics!!

Just come across this site..... OMG some of them are hilarious

Am I Right - Misheard Lyrics, Song Parodies, music humor and satire

Celine Dion's ( because you love me )
Misheard Lyrics:

For all those times you stirred my meat.
Original Lyrics:

For all those times you stood by me.
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Old 11-04-2008, 15:15   #2
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Re: Misheard song Lyrics!!

LMAO!!!

FLASH DANCE!!

Misheard Lyrics:

Take your pants down, make it happen.
Original Lyrics:

Take your passion and make it happen.

Misheard Lyrics:

First, when there's nothing but a slow moving train
Original Lyrics:

First, when there's nothing but a slow flowing dream


Misheard Lyrics:

I wanna feel it
Please believe it.
Original Lyrics:

What a feeling
Here's believing.

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Old 11-04-2008, 15:17   #3
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Re: Misheard song Lyrics!!

lol, will be listening to these later on
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Old 11-04-2008, 15:20   #4
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lol, will be listening to these later on
OMG .... look at this!!


Gangsters papardise!!


Misheard Lyrics:

I'm an educated fool with my knee on my mind
Got my tan in my hand and the cream in my eye.





Misheard Lyrics:
I've got an edge on my food with honey on my rye
Got a tin in my hand and cream in my eye.
Original Lyrics:
I'm an educated fool with money on my mind
Got my ten in my hand and a gleam in my eye.


Original Lyrics:

I'm an educated fool with money on my mind
Got my ten in my hand and a gleam in my eye.
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Old 11-04-2008, 15:21   #5
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Weird Al Yankovich has created some great parodies, some of them are soooo funny
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Old 11-04-2008, 20:38   #6
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Re: Misheard song Lyrics!!

If misheard lyrics amuse you you should get Busman to sing a few of his favourites. He has some classics.
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Old 11-04-2008, 21:36   #7
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If misheard lyrics amuse you you should get Busman to sing a few of his favourites. He has some classics.
I love misheard lyrics I think it is great when they get the lyrics wrong, even more so when the words actually sound like what they are singing lol.
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Old 11-04-2008, 21:45   #8
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Re: Misheard song Lyrics!!

I can't open the link so I don't know what's on there.

I shall share with you the lyrics that I have misheard, causing much mirth to family and friends.

The first one was 'We don't talk any more' by Cliff Richard.

The line is 'It's so funny how we don't talk any more'

I took it to say 'Tits and fanny how we don't talk any more.'

Doesn't even make sense, I know.

The second one was 'Brown girl in the ring'

The line is 'Show me emotion'

I thought it was 'Show me a motion'.
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Old 11-04-2008, 21:53   #9
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I can't open the link so I don't know what's on there.

I shall share with you the lyrics that I have misheard, causing much mirth to family and friends.

The first one was 'We don't talk any more' by Cliff Richard.

The line is 'It's so funny how we don't talk any more'

I took it to say 'Tits and fanny how we don't talk any more.'

Doesn't even make sense, I know.

The second one was 'Brown girl in the ring'

The line is 'Show me emotion'

I thought it was 'Show me a motion'.
OMG Lilly, my eyes are streaming with laughing here

I know someone who on the CHEWING GUM ADVERT for rigleys , where he is getting on the bus, and the song is ......

Alright now now - baby it's alright now!!!

The line is .....
RAISE THE PARKING RATE

and this person sang .......
Raise the F'ing rate. ......

needless to say, she got a good rollocking of my mum for singing that lmfao
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Old 11-04-2008, 21:55   #10
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Re: Misheard song Lyrics!!

My god Lilly thought I was bad
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Old 11-04-2008, 21:56   #11
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[quote=Lilly;560771]I can't open the link so I don't know what's on there.

I wonder why you cant open the link?? I can ..... wish you could tho .... some are very funny
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Old 11-04-2008, 22:01   #12
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I can't open the link so I don't know what's on there.

I wonder why you cant open the link?? I can ..... wish you could tho .... some are very funny
For some reason it wouldn't open when I first tried it but it's working now.
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Old 11-04-2008, 22:02   #13
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For some reason it wouldn't open when I first tried it but it's working now.
OH nice one

You'll have a giggle at some of them.
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Old 11-04-2008, 22:13   #14
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OMG Lilly, my eyes are streaming with laughing here

I know someone who on the CHEWING GUM ADVERT for rigleys , where he is getting on the bus, and the song is ......

Alright now now - baby it's alright now!!!

The line is .....
RAISE THE PARKING RATE

and this person sang .......
Raise the F'ing rate. ......

needless to say, she got a good rollocking of my mum for singing that lmfao

My late husband thought it said that and was amazed that they were allowed to use it on an advert!!!
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Old 11-04-2008, 22:22   #15
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My late husband thought it said that and was amazed that they were allowed to use it on an advert!!!
Lmao, it must be a common error then Willow lol, I must admit, it really does sound like they are saying that

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