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Old 04-05-2012, 13:24   #1
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Mr Cadbury & Miss Rowntree

Mr Cadbury met Miss Rowntree on a Double Decker.
It was just After Eight.
They got off at Quality Street.
He asked her name.'Polo,I'm the one with the hole' she said with a Wispa.
'I'm Marathon,the one with the nuts' he replied.
He touched her Cream Eggs,which was a Kinder Surprise for her.
Then he slipped his hand into her Snickers,which made her Ripple.
He fondled her Jelly Babies and she rubbed his Tic Tacs.
It was a Fab moment as she screamed in Turkish Delight.
But, 3 days later, his Sherbet Dip Dab started to itch.
Turns out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Bassett and he had Allsorts.
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