Just received the mandatory Mother's Day greeting card from 24 year old son, goes like this:-
Picks up from behind door .. mmm, this is expensive looking envelope, course has franked stamp with son's company's logo, so no guessing who it is from.
Opens carefully, just in case summat special in it.
Oh Horrors ! Picture of Sir Cliff attempting to look suave in brown suit holding open 2 iron gates.
I look inside .. one of those talking ones, Cliff says: "To a special mum, who is wwwone in a million, have a fantastic day."
Another picture of Cliff trying to look macho leaning against oars in a rowing boat.
What has son sent me I wonder ???
Eyes roam across to inside of card and spy my son's greeting:-
'Mum, Happy Mothers Day ! ...
Thought you might appreciate a card with a picture of a big c*ck on the front'
I just soo love my boy ..