My Left Foot

Less · 01-02-2011, 22:29

Anyone remember the film?

Well, I must admit my left foot is costing me a fortune, by the end of the day no matter how trimmed I keep my big toe nail, I end up with a hole in the front of that sock!
No problem with the right foot or the heels.

Other than amputation of the offending toe, any ideas?

katex · 01-02-2011, 22:40

Everybody has one foot slightly larger than the other and that is why causing a problem.

Solution ? No idea ... buy better quality socks with a high tensile strength.

garinda · 01-02-2011, 22:48

Sounds like the right sock is made of much stronger material, than the left one.

Swap socks, and problem solved.

garinda · 01-02-2011, 22:49

....or walk on your hands, and wear golves.

garinda · 01-02-2011, 22:53

...or join a circus, and make money from your freaky digit, to buy extra socks.

garinda · 01-02-2011, 22:57

Use a heavy duty pumice stone, to try and make all toes a more uniform length.

Retlaw · 02-02-2011, 00:03

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Originally Posted by garinda

Use a heavy duty pumice stone, to try and make all toes a more uniform length.

Who shaved the hair of that gorilla's legs

jaysay · 02-02-2011, 10:09

Think amputation is the only answer Less

cashman · 02-02-2011, 10:14

don't wear socks, problem solved n more money fer beer.

jaysay · 02-02-2011, 10:39

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Originally Posted by cashman

don't wear socks, problem solved n more money fer beer.

Though he may have picked up some sandals when in Egypt, we could then genuinely call him God

Less · 02-02-2011, 11:09

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Originally Posted by jaysay

Though he may have picked up some sandals when in Egypt, we could then genuinely call him God

As you know Jay God in Egypt is known as Ra,

Well, I noticed whenever I was leaving an establishment over there I would often overhear one of the natives saying, "he's leaving", this would generate an enquiry from the rest in unison asking, "who? Ra?"

I'll grab my Galabya on the way out!

jaysay · 02-02-2011, 11:25

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Originally Posted by Less

As you know Jay God in Egypt is known as Ra,

Well, I noticed whenever I was leaving an establishment over there I would often overhear one of the natives saying, "he's leaving", this would generate an enquiry from the rest in unison asking, "who? Ra?"

I'll grab my Galabya on the way out!

Ya daft sod

mallard · 02-02-2011, 17:34

Well you have a few anser,s there let,s hope one will help you

Less · 02-02-2011, 17:38

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Originally Posted by mallard

Well you have a few anser,s there let,s hope one will help you

Somehow I get the feeling, no-one really wanted to help.

They just needed somewhere to extract the pee until the toilets open again down town.