08-10-2006, 13:43
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Always EVIL within us
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New Words in the English Language
In our household, a couple of new words have cropped up which may well be contenders for the 2007 edition of the New Oxford Dictionary.
The first is: “WOZZON”
When I dropped Willow off at church this morning, she asked me to bring a letter back and stated “It WOZZON the computer desk” This means that when I look for the letter, it could be anywhere in the house, EXCEPT on the computer desk!
Had she said “IZZON” the computer desk, there is at least a 30% chance that it would be there. If it isn't,then W.W.3 will break out as it means that someone in the family other than her has moved it.
This is a frequent occurrence and of course, “IZZON” then changes to “WOZZON” and accusations fly.
Do you have any more new words in your household?
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