Now don't all go daft

Less · 25-09-2007, 16:03

Now don't all go daft, please, I'll reply to all of you eventually, a woman with plenty of resources that needs someone to look after, that is what I'm after,
you can lead an independent life I just need to share your bank account, car, Holiday Home etc, etc.

In return you will get a lazy no good that won't pick his clothes off the floor, (trained by a proper naggin' women, sort of bloke), that knows exactly when to say, "Yes Luv' ", if required.

References are so good that none of the women I have had a relationship with so far would even reply, just think if you are the type of women that on becoming frustrated by the futile antics of a mere male and you whisper in a loud voice, "MEN!". I will make the perfect partner.

Just give me a few seconds to clear my Private Messages then you can all volunteer.

***** Please note, this is only a facsimile the real me might not be as ugly! *****

flashy · 25-09-2007, 16:06

try freecycle

they are always after old used goods on there

garinda · 25-09-2007, 16:08

Don't you have to be able to look after yourself, before you can look after anybody else?

I thought Margaret Rutherford, oops...Rothwell, had already applied for this prestigious post?

MargaretR · 25-09-2007, 16:26

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Originally Posted by garinda

Don't you have to be able to look after yourself, before you can look after anybody else?

I thought Margaret Rutherford, oops...Rothwell, had already applied for this prestigious post?

Only in jest!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Less · 25-09-2007, 16:30

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Originally Posted by [email protected]

Only in jest!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, so far I've had two women and one, (sort of), bloke reply to this thread, I think I'll quit whilst I'm ahead!

WillowTheWhisp · 25-09-2007, 16:33

You forgot to mention the free cat that comes in the package Less.

MargaretR · 25-09-2007, 16:33

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Originally Posted by Less

Well, so far I've had two women and one, (sort of), bloke reply to this thread, I think I'll quit whilst I'm ahead!

No offence Less - I just enjoy my Greta Garbo lifestyle

lancsdave · 25-09-2007, 16:34

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Originally Posted by WillowTheWhisp

You forgot to mention the free cat that comes in the package Less.

It's hard to tell from his posts which of them is the least trained though

Less · 25-09-2007, 16:34

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Originally Posted by [email protected]

No offence Less - I just enjoy my Greta Garbo lifestyle

Margaret, I do apologise for calling you a sort of bloke.

MargaretR · 25-09-2007, 16:41

My old Tom (cat) wouldn't cope with that little white thing you have

Less · 25-09-2007, 16:44

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Originally Posted by [email protected]

My old Tom (cat) wouldn't cope with that little white thing you have

It's not my fault it's kept in the dark, (I'd love it to get a tan), I try to get it out as often as possible, but the judge said the next time I do that..........

SPUGGIE J · 25-09-2007, 18:28

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Originally Posted by Less

It's not my fault it's kept in the dark, (I'd love it to get a tan), I try to get it out as often as possible, but the judge said the next time I do that..........

Ge a packet of hair dye then.