Now, Where The Heck Has That Come From?

Less · 24-03-2010, 13:52

As you all know, I'm a sort of live & let live type of Guy.

Due to which it's not very often I see my kitchen floor, after all, if the dust isn't disturbing me, why should I disturb the dust?

About three days ago I noticed that the cat hadn't been eating her food, no real problem, all pets have a couple of 'off' days.

Today I got up and thought, food still not touched, in fact I haven't seen her for a while I wonder where she is hiding?

I searched Westwood Villa's from top to bottom no sign of her.

It was only when I made one of those rare excursions towards the kithchen bin when I tripped over something. Groping around in the detritus I was able, (just), to reach a pathetic little ball of fluff. which at first I didn't recognise and was about to put it in the pending, (rubbish for the removal of pile), when it gave a short, wimperish, little asmathic Cough.

Ah, how my heart leapt, Cat, you've been returned to me.

Everyone knows there is nothing I won't do for that animal, (in fact most days that's exactly what I do, do, for her).

So with deep resolve I set about making the kitchen safe once more for my feline buddy, six hours later and the linoleum was showing through, I'd found my mop in a long forgotten corner so, not to be out done I set to to make it shine like the day it had first been laid.

All was great afterwards, except for some little dark irregular deposits, by now I would settle for nothing less than purrfection pride was at stake, so I set to with a butter knife, (no, I didn't know I had one either), and scraped away at the offending piles.

As I did so an aroma of minty freshness was given off, confused, I took a closer look, to my amazement it was chewing gum.
I don't eat chewing gum, the cat isn't allowed chewing gum because she swallows instead of spitting it out, (imagine the size a hairball would be with that stuff mixed in?).

So All I can ask, and perhaps one of you, my many friends out there on the interweb can tell me,

Where The Heck Has That Come From?

vera · 24-03-2010, 15:20

Did Accylass deposit it last time she was there?

flashy · 24-03-2010, 15:24

the bottom of your shoe?

Less · 24-03-2010, 15:28

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Originally Posted by flashy

the bottom of your shoe?

Don't wear shoes in the house the fluff bunnies naturally form around my feet like slippers.

cashman · 24-03-2010, 15:35

ya never heard of the "Chewing Gum" Fairy?

Less · 24-03-2010, 15:46

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Originally Posted by cashman

ya never heard of the "Chewing Gum" Fairy?

Rindy's never been to this house.

jaysay · 24-03-2010, 16:19

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Originally Posted by Less

Rindy's never been to this house.

AccyLass · 24-03-2010, 17:28

Not guilty as I don't eat or even chew, chewing gum.
I don't do anything else with it either before anyone says owt!
Apart from leave it in the shop

LYNX1 · 25-03-2010, 08:44

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Originally Posted by AccyLass

Not guilty as I don't eat or even chew, chewing gum.
I don't do anything else with it either before anyone says owt!
Apart from leave it in the shop

Who would dare, mmmmmmmm, yes I can think of a few.

accyman · 25-03-2010, 12:42

soz less i put gum on your cats feet so it would tidy up as it walked around the house but it takes too long as the cat is only small

would you consider buying a tiger ?

Dizzy Lizzy · 25-03-2010, 14:26

It was only when I made one of those rare excursions towards the kithchen bin when I tripped over something. Groping around in the detritus I was able, (just), to reach a pathetic little ball of fluff. which at first I didn't recognise and was about to put it in the pending, (rubbish for the removal of pile), when it gave a short, wimperish, little asmathic Cough.

Ah, how my heart leapt, Cat, you've been returned to me.

So how's the cat??

Less · 25-03-2010, 14:41

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Originally Posted by Dizzy Lizzy

It was only when I made one of those rare excursions towards the kithchen bin when I tripped over something. Groping around in the detritus I was able, (just), to reach a pathetic little ball of fluff. which at first I didn't recognise and was about to put it in the pending, (rubbish for the removal of pile), when it gave a short, wimperish, little asmathic Cough.

Ah, how my heart leapt, Cat, you've been returned to me.

So how's the cat??

Very tasty done in a slow oven, (gas mark 5), a darned good basting every fifteen minutes to stop the skin becoming inedible, with oven chips, frozen veg' and I must say her liver was most pristine with some fava beans and a nice chianti. ...

Surprisingly, I was able to freeze enough to make a Curry for two, can you make your own way here?
I'm a little tied up at the moment and can't get out like I used to, FHFHFHFH!

Dizzy Lizzy · 25-03-2010, 14:48

I hope you haven't got a fur ball!

accyman · 25-03-2010, 16:33

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Originally Posted by Dizzy Lizzy

I hope you haven't got a fur ball!

i would hope he shaved them both if that was his thing