oh dear....

mrskitty · 28-09-2006, 09:48

A neighbour commented on how much i had changed since i first moved into the neighbourhood and i asked in what way,her reply-'your one of us now'!when i asked her to expand she said i never used to go round anyones house or have a decent chat,things like that,i said 'yeah cos your a bunch of chavs'!got me thinking though.....when they play their dance music really loud im out there asking to borrow their cds, i own a pair of chav-style nike's and i wear nike tracksuits and i really blend in now (weird considering when i 1st moved in my maternity wear was a pair of 'criminal damage' baggies and blink 182 hoodies lol) am i morphing into a chavette?

i have not gone so far as to buy burberry, but is that what the future hold for me?

chav1 whats the criteria and is there some sort of rehab?HELP!

chav1 · 28-09-2006, 09:53

i owuldnt wory too much but if you find yourself dragging along a pitbull on the end of a lead made from either your old trouser belt or a old piece of rope then ime afraid at that point it is tiem to consider beating yourself around teh head with a hammer

until then though you will be ok , its good to have the chavs onside but be carefill they will rob you the forst chance they get

mrskitty · 28-09-2006, 09:59

The only thing they could rob me of is my trainers and clothes-they cost that much i cant afford owt else!Jack will tell you-he hasnt had a decent meal or a new outfit for ages poor lad!

Less · 28-09-2006, 10:13

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Originally Posted by misskitty

i have not gone so far as to buy burberry,

Might I suggest you rush out and buy as much burberry as possible? The reason for this is that the factory is under threat of closure as 'The Management' is planning to have it manufactured in foreign (asian), sweat shops instead of the traditional Welsh sweat shop.
So the genuine articles will soon become a collectors items and you could just make a killing.

Even my Rats are chavs!

mrskitty · 28-09-2006, 10:19

Do you reckon they will accept baby milk tokens for the goods instead of money-seems the local shops take them in exchange for fags, so why not burberry?

chav1 · 28-09-2006, 10:21

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Originally Posted by Less

Might I suggest you rush out and buy as much burberry as possible? The reason for this is that the factory is under threat of closure as 'The Management' is planning to have it manufactured in foreign (asian), sweat shops instead of the traditional Welsh sweat shop.
So the genuine article will soon become a collectors items and you could just make a killing.

Even my Rats are chavs!

how much is this worth less ?

mrskitty · 28-09-2006, 10:27

Thats what that fella meant when he offered me a trip round chavdom!and i thought he meant burberry world!

Less · 28-09-2006, 10:48

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Originally Posted by chav1

how much is this worth less ?

Well I'm sorry to disappoint you Chav but that is a forgery, It is easy to distinguish from the far superior original, because the original is one size fits all and there is no way you will be able to fit that over your napper!

I believe the term 'chav head' was originated just because of this very item, because the would be chavs often purchased this inferior item and struggled outside the pound shop to get it on, (some people just have no bling do they).

This chap could never be chav, but he doesn't care,
he owns the factory!

AccyJay · 28-09-2006, 11:20

How sad !!!!!!!

AccyJay · 28-09-2006, 11:21

How can i make my pictures bigger, instead of thumbnail size?

Less · 28-09-2006, 11:41

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Originally Posted by AccyJay

How can i make my pictures bigger, instead of thumbnail size?

yes.

amendment, Sorry forgot to add the instructions, well nobodys perfect

AccyJay · 28-09-2006, 11:44

Thanks, but how do i do that????????????

Less · 28-09-2006, 11:49

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Originally Posted by AccyJay

Thanks, but how do i do that????????????

I'm just looking I'm sure Len's put one of his handy sticky how to's somewhere when I find it I'll post it for you.

Less · 28-09-2006, 12:05

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Originally Posted by Less

I'm just looking I'm sure Len's put one of his handy sticky how to's somewhere when I find it I'll post it for you.

See if this helps, if not give me another shout.
Image upload problems

Post 10.

Actually looking at it you're already doing that, I'll have another look and if I can't find his other post I'll try to talk you through it.

AccyJay · 28-09-2006, 12:07

Thanks. Sorry everybody, we're wandering a bit.