One Day we Will All Be Judged!

[Less]

Yes, inevitably we will be asked to wait in line while St. Peter threads through who can enter those pearly gates and who is getting sent for stoking duties with old nick.

I just hope that when that day comes I'm not in the queue behind our esteemed administrator Roy.

Peter will be there, "Ah yes Roy, please take a seat. Just a few questions before we can proceed with your case", at this point two files are dropped on the desk.

"O.K. looking through, (notice Benipete unlike the obbo' I know that through has an 'R' in it! anyone else spot that?), back to St Peter,

"You have according to this small file led a reasonable life, you've avoided too much upset, you worked hard and long hours, you even created a site known as accyweb and that has led to a lot of people getting together and enjoying each others company......"

At this point St. Peter pulls the larger file and drops it in front of himself with a heavy thud! He then puts on a very serious face and wrings his hands together knowing that Roy is going to have to spend a large amount of time explaining, "What I would like you to do before I can even consider letting you in is explain, what is this karma system, how does it work and how come even God can't find out who gave him the negative stuff?".

[shillelagh]

Just think though Less - on how long it takes roy to explain the karma system ... its less time below for you.........

[LancYorkYankee]

Also, more pending doom for Roy could involve "the Arcade." "Roy, the addictivness of those games you chose for Accywebbers kept them from speaking as much to me, and I'm not considering all the times certain members used my name in vain as they "enjoyed" your games!"

Also: "Roy, I thought choosing that Pope mobile game was abit in bad taste, especially because even I couldn't get the highest score!" etc., etc., etc.,

Brian

[WillowTheWhisp]

Originally Posted by Less

"What I would like you to do before I can even consider letting you in is explain, what is this karma system, how does it work and how come even God can't find out who gave him the negative stuff?".

brilliant.

[Less]

Originally Posted by LancYorkYankee

Also, more pending doom for Roy could involve "the Arcade." "Roy, the addictivness of those games you chose for Accywebbers kept them from speaking as much to me, and I'm not considering all the times certain members used my name in vain as they "enjoyed" your games!"

Also: "Roy, I thought choosing that Pope mobile game was abit in bad taste, especially because even I couldn't get the highest score!" etc., etc., etc.,

Brian

Don't get me started on the games you colonial swine! Stealing my highscore from five

[WillowTheWhisp]

I'm addicted to Bookworm!

[onlyme]

love it, well done less

[LancYorkYankee]

Originally Posted by Less

Don't get me started on the games you colonial swine! Stealing my highscore from five

Ooh Less, was wondering if you had noticed. I did hate doing that to you but really enjoy that game. Even had a couple goes at myself in that one. Also, please just add that complaint to another mark against Roy for allowing us such a privalege!

Brian

"I love ya man!"

[Mancie]

Did you know about the scouser that went to the pearly gate? and st Peter said to him.."What have thow done in bravery to enter these gates".. and the Scouser said... I stood in the Streford End at Old Trafford and sang "walk on".... Peter asked "that is indeed brave".. when was this ?.. "about 2 minutes ago say's the scouser"

[Neil]

Originally Posted by Less

....how come even God can't find out who gave him the negative stuff?".

ok ok I admit it, I gave God the bad karma for abandoning us for all these years and just sitting back watching us slaughter each other, die of starvation, allowing our children to stab and shoot each other etc etc etc ( I could go on but I think you get the idea)