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One for the oldies
Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 60+ husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant! Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror? A: Take off your glasses. Q: Why should 60+ folks use valet parking? A: Valets don't forget where they park your car. Q: Is it common for 60+ folks to have problems with short-term memory storage? A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem. Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly? A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon. Q: Where can women over the age of 60 find good looking men who are interested in them? A: Try a bookstore under fiction. Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause? A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you are done, you will have a place to live. Q: Where do 60+ folks look for fashionable glasses? A: Their foreheads. Q: What is the most common remark made by 60+ folks when shopping in antique stores? A: "I remember these."
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29-10-2007, 18:14
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Re: One for the oldies
life can be cruel willow
but not as cruel as you LOL 
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29-10-2007, 19:00
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Re: One for the oldies
Very good Willow
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29-10-2007, 19:23
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30-10-2007, 18:07
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Re: One for the oldies
Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you are done, you will have a place to live. Like that one Willow I've got 20 years to go to hit the 60 mark so im ok.
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30-10-2007, 21:55
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Re: One for the oldies
yep this is me
 ..................................... .Q: Is it common for 60+ folks to have problems with short-term memory storage? A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem. .............................
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