24-02-2005, 11:21
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Always EVIL within us
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Only 11 Times in History..
There are only eleven times in history...
...where the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use.
They are as follows:
11. "What the @#$% do you mean,we are sinking?"
-Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912
10. "What the @#$% was that?"
-Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945
9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"
-Custer, 1877
8. "Any @# kind of idiot could understand that."
-Einstein, 1938
7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"
-Picasso, 1926
6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?"
-Pythagoras, 126 BC
5. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?"
-Michelangelo, 15 AD
4. "Where the @#$% are we?"
-Amelia Earhart,
3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!"
-Noah, 4314 BC
2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"
-Bill Clinton, 1998
...and a drum roll please!!!!!!!
1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @%#*^ing mad."
-Saddam H, 2003
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