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Ordinary words true meanings
Opportunists: One who starts having a bath when he/she accidently falls in a
river ...
Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to
the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either".
College: A place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing.
Pessimist: A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, instead of the
first letter in word OPPORTUNITY
Miser: A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
Optimist: A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says in midway "See I am
not injured yet"
Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
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