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06-06-2008, 17:57
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Owwwwwwww!
Just done myself toad in the hole for tea, the oven is next to the cupboard I keep my plates in, got the Tea towel in my hand opened the oven with one hand grabbed for the plate with the other, (see us men can multi-task too), pulled plate and food out together.
Unfortunately I pulled the plate out with the hand holding the tea towel and burnt my other hand by grabbing hold of the hot cooking tray, doesn't burning human flesh smell like pork?
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06-06-2008, 17:58
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Re: Owwwwwwww!
mmmm! tastes like pork too.....I'm told
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06-06-2008, 17:59
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Re: Owwwwwwww!
OUCH!!!!!!!! See men CAN'T multi ask
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06-06-2008, 17:59
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Re: Owwwwwwww!
Less....just a point of interest....where do you buy fresh toads these days...or do you prefer the frozen ones?
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06-06-2008, 17:59
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Re: Owwwwwwww!
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Originally Posted by Less
Just done myself toad in the hole for tea, the oven is next to the cupboard I keep my plates in, got the Tea towel in my hand opened the oven with one hand grabbed for the plate with the other, (see us men can multi-task too), pulled plate and food out together.
Unfortunately I pulled the plate out with the hand holding the tea towel and burnt my other hand by grabbing hold of the hot cooking tray, doesn't burning human flesh smell like pork?
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see fellas cant multitask!!!!!
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06-06-2008, 18:00
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Re: Owwwwwwww!
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06-06-2008, 18:01
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Re: Owwwwwwww!
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see fellas cant multitask!!!!!
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They just think they can.
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06-06-2008, 18:04
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Re: Owwwwwwww!
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They just think they can.
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and theyre proved wrong every time!!!!!
Wish they wouldnt keep trying though - would be more room in A & E for people that need it!!!
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06-06-2008, 18:05
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Re: Owwwwwwww!
I notice no one gave him any first aid advice!!!
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06-06-2008, 18:07
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Re: Owwwwwwww!
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Originally Posted by slinky
OUCH!!!!!!!! See men CAN'T multi ask
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Yes we can,
I was able to juggle a plate and burn at the same time!
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06-06-2008, 18:08
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Re: Owwwwwwww!
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I notice no one gave him any first aid advice!!!
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OH duh!! Here I am a first aider and I didn't give any advice... so sorry!!
Here's the advice " hot things burn if touched "
Done.
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06-06-2008, 18:09
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Re: Owwwwwwww!
lol... me 2, but i just pointed out that nobody had... lol
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06-06-2008, 18:10
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Re: Owwwwwwww!
Ummmm you could always move your plates further away from the oven .. pmsl !!!
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06-06-2008, 18:11
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Re: Owwwwwwww!
buy one of those two handed oven gloves?
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Like the old woman who lived in a shoe, i have so many children i can't fit the tickers in my signature.....
I finally found someone daft enough to marry me, my wonderboy is 11, my monkeygirl is 3 and my bananaman is 2, my beautiful little flower was born in feb 2012
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06-06-2008, 18:12
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Re: Owwwwwwww!
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buy one of those two handed oven gloves?
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Buy? go wash your mouth out with soap and water!
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