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Old 15-03-2009, 14:22   #46
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when i was in labour with tyler i was having contractions but couldnt feel them, the midwife told me while she was examining me and i had him 2 days later.... i saw the midwife yesterday and she said she could feel some but i couldnt, i should be in labour by now, ive had all the signs just nothing real yet!
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when i was in labour with tyler i was having contractions but couldnt feel them, the midwife told me while she was examining me and i had him 2 days later.... i saw the midwife yesterday and she said she could feel some but i couldnt, i should be in labour by now, ive had all the signs just nothing real yet!
Would gunpower not help.

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Old 15-03-2009, 15:44   #48
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I think it's a urinal but you don't like saying so
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Old 15-03-2009, 18:07   #49
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Margaret you surprise me.
How would a lady know what urinal
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Or am I making assumptions.

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Old 15-03-2009, 18:13   #50
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Old 15-03-2009, 21:08   #51
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I designed and oversaw the refurbishment of two gents toilets at Melbourne House. I put a large mirror, that had to be walked past, on the way out - to make sure flies were done up before exiting

I only hope they did'nt look like this then, if you think its a urinal.

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Old 16-03-2009, 09:13   #52
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and the winners are....

caz and linds (i promise it wasnt a fix lol)

will give the karma as soon as i can
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Aww many congratulations
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she's on the internet, of course the baby is ok
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caz and linds (i promise it wasnt a fix lol)

will give the karma as soon as i can

So what was used? Dynamite, a super lube, vac, speciall laxatives or was it get out or else?
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So what was used? Dynamite, a super lube, vac, speciall laxatives or was it get out or else?
i cant say
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So what was used? Dynamite, a super lube, vac, speciall laxatives or was it get out or else?

Be careful what you suggest, Margaret gave me a rollocking, when I suggested gunpowder.

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Ooooo Margaret you little fibber, you called me a urinal dweller.

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