Ppl of AWeb. i have an announcement...

[mani]

i am hereby announcing my intention to run as a candidate for the central ward.

My party will be called in tribute to Richard Pryor who knew all about self-destructing - None Of The Above.

i am going to promise not to do anything

i will not come and clean the rubbish in your streets

i will not come around to fill in forms

i will not even pretend to care how your new job is going and wether the buses make you late

my only line is this.

Vote for me as the other parties are too busy trying to get one over the other and as a result nothing is getting done. vote for me and send them a message that we're not pawns in their game of chess. Vote for me and let them know just how disgusted you are by the constant mud-slinging and allegations, which are stopping the elected councillors from doing their job - working for the public. If i get elected and do nothing, its ok, nothing was going to get done anyway.

Thank you.

Vote Pedro.

[Neil]

I will try and vote for you but I use proxy voting due to ill health so who knows where my vote will really go

[shakermaker]

Heck yes.

[blazey]

Don't we already have a party that has those policies? I thought it was Labour?

[cmonstanley]

ha ha ha from a party that destroyed britain and made half the population do nothin thats a bit rich....

[mani]

i love how blazey tried that line

without even trying to think my OP was including that other party too

[shillelagh]

sounds like yanik should come back to be pedro's running mate........

[mani]

"Hello.

I don't have much to say. But I think it would be good to have some holy santos brought to the high schools to guard the hallway and to bring us good luck. El Santo Nino de Atocha is a good one. My Aunt Cocha has seen him.

And we have a great F.F.A. schedule lined up -- and I'd like to see more of that.

If you vote for me, all of your wildest dreams will come true.

Thank you."

[shakermaker]

We'll also get some totally sweet dancing.

[mani]

phew!

thanks for volunteering shaker!!

[WillowTheWhisp]

I'll vote for you Pedro. Not getting the rubbish cleaned away has become almost policy now for anyone who gets in in this Ward.

[MargaretR]

I just found some dog excrement in my grey bin again!!!!
Provide more red bins and I'll vote for you.
The red bin PB promised 18 months ago has never shown up

[shakermaker]

Originally Posted by MargaretR

I just found some dog excrement in my grey bin again!!!!
Provide more red bins and I'll vote for you.
The red bin PB promised 18 months ago has never shown up

That is one very clever and very self conscious dog.

[flashy]

Originally Posted by shakermaker

That is one very clever and very self conscious dog.

pmsfl

[mani]

*LOL*

ok ok i promise

if you vote for me all your dreams will come true