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Proof at last
Proof at last...as if it was needed
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee". The husband said, "You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee". Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee". Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me". So, she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says... "HEBREWS".
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Hebrews is a reference to beer not coffee   If you want to quote the Bible try Genesis 2:18 Quote:
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Re: Proof at last
well spug knows if he dont get up and get me my maccydees breakfast .. or make me a brew he knows what hes going to get .. so he does go and get my maccydees breakfast or brings me my breakfast in bed ...
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everything is 50/50 in my house i guess thats why 50% of it is a mess
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