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Old 02-07-2009, 22:29   #16
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"Your worships he was driving around the red light district with a box of crisps clearly visible on the front seat of his car"
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Old 03-07-2009, 17:04   #17
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How times change, before penicillin these ladies supplied their own crisps!
Don't get this .. Will someone please P.M. me to explain, and may not be fit for open reading ...
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Old 03-07-2009, 17:07   #18
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Old 03-07-2009, 17:27   #19
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Old 03-07-2009, 17:59   #20
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How times change, before penicillin these ladies supplied their own crisps!
More like pork scratchings
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Old 03-07-2009, 18:27   #21
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More like pork scratchings

You have first hand knowledge of them do you Neil ?
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You can fight those off with Marmite flavoured crisps
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*puts down the cheese doritos*
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*puts down the cheese doritos*
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Old 04-07-2009, 07:46   #25
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its ok Emma, i knew what you where on about, even if Mancie didnt lol
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You have first hand knowledge of them do you Neil ?
If you mean pork scratchings then yes I do like them. If you are referring to a women with crispy genitals then the answer would be no, I have never been with a woman from Church
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Old 04-07-2009, 17:11   #27
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I hope she chewed them properly.

If she swallowed she wouldn't get the full benefit.
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If she swallowed she wouldn't get the full benefit.
Thats probably the 1st n last time ya'll see a bloke typing that!
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