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Old 02-12-2009, 20:59   #1
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QI fact of the day

on the bbc website they have the QI fact of the day .. that is if you havent shrunk it .. well todays is ....

QI Fact of the Day

According to insurance statistics, the most dangerous cars are green and driven by the Chinese.


So how did they work that out .. from the delivery drivers from your local chinese .. Mayflowers delivery driver drives a silver car ..
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Old 03-12-2009, 01:23   #2
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on the bbc website they have the QI fact of the day .. that is if you havent shrunk it .. well todays is ....

QI Fact of the Day

According to insurance statistics, the most dangerous cars are green and driven by the Chinese.


So how did they work that out .. from the delivery drivers from your local chinese .. Mayflowers delivery driver drives a silver car ..
I dunno ... maybe the Chinese govt. encourages dangerous driving as a means of population control. And green cars are hard to see, unless they have day time running lights.
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Old 03-12-2009, 11:57   #3
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I drove a bright green VW beetle for many years - had one shunt - the other car was a write off - but beetles were built like tanks
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Old 09-12-2009, 21:39   #4
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On QI last night,

"Madam, can I smell your pussy?"

"Certainly Not"

"Oh, it must be your feet then."
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Old 09-12-2009, 22:19   #5
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On QI last night,

"Madam, can I smell your pussy?"

"Certainly Not"

"Oh, it must be your feet then."

That is older than well erm ..........................................
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Old 10-12-2009, 00:17   #6
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According to insurance statistics, the most dangerous cars are green and driven by the Chinese.
This has been common knowledge for years..it's a well known fact that most people "in the know" steer well clear of Chinese people driving green cars.
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Old 18-01-2010, 22:31   #7
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Todays QI fact of the day ...

Wild boars can be repelled by playing Britney Spears's song "Oops!...I did it again" at them.


No wonder they can be repelled .. think the deaf are the only ones who can listen to that ...
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Old 22-01-2010, 20:58   #8
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"Hell is a place where the motorists are French, the Policemen are German & the cooks are English" Anon.
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Old 22-01-2010, 21:18   #9
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mcdonalds is teh worlds largest toy manufacturer.

whod have thunk it ?
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Old 22-01-2010, 22:23   #10
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That is older than well erm
Cashman?
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Bife , is Portuguese slang for British males, leaning heavily on the British fondness for Roast Beef, our ladies are known as Bifas.
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Old 25-01-2010, 01:07   #12
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The Largest Vagina most likely belonged to Scottish giantess Anna Swan (1846-1888), a remarkable woman who set a number of records relating to her bulk. Born normally sized, she began growing at a prodigious rate in childhood, finally reaching a maximum height of 7' 8" at age 19. Capitalizing on her huge size, she joined a side show and toured the country, where she met and fell in love with Captain Martin Bates, another giant who measured over 7 feet tall. They wed in 1872, making them the tallest married couple in the world, a record that still stands today.
although not measured it is safe to assume it would take some licking
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Old 25-01-2010, 08:14   #13
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although not measured it is safe to assume it would take some licking

hahahahahaha
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stones in glasshouses ?
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stones in glasshouses ?
like you'd know
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