Re: Albert And The Lion

Mick · 12-07-2003, 12:06

its a long time since i herd this my dad used to read it to me when i was ............years old

Barrie Yates · 03-06-2009, 17:03

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Originally Posted by mick

it a long time since i herd this my dad used to read it to me when i was ............years old

Hi Mick, Yes my dad used to recite them all to me - Albert, the Return of Albert and many others. I do have a copy of the Stanley Holloway Monologues, which contains all the old most of the ones he used to tell.

Retlaw · 03-06-2009, 18:56

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Originally Posted by Barrie Yates

Hi Mick, Yes my dad used to recite them all to me - Albert, the Return of Albert and many others. I do have a copy of the Stanley Holloway Monologues, which contains all the old most of the ones he used to tell.

Do you mean the three books
Albert 'Arold and Others.
Normans and Saxons and Such.
Albert and Balbus and Samuel Small.
They were writen by Walter Marriot Edgar, 48 in all.

Stanley Holloway and Mabel Constanduros used to recite them.

They did at one time wite some of their own, but their not a patch on Edgar's works.

Unless tha con tawk proper Lanky thy dorned seund reat.

My kids loved them stories at bedtime. Their favourites was Albert an't Lion, and the return of Albert.
Even after 60 odd years I still remember them

Retlaw.

Barrie Yates · 03-06-2009, 20:11

Hi Retlaw, Just been to get the book but it isn't where I thought - will have a look tomorrow. It is a paperback version and the picture on the front shows Mr & Mrs Ramsbottom with Albert on the promenade at Blackpool.
will look tomorrow and let you have the full details of it
Barrie

Gayle · 03-06-2009, 21:24

I've met the dragon and now I'd like a word with George.

Something like that

Retlaw · 03-06-2009, 21:51

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Originally Posted by Gayle

I've met the dragon and now I'd like a word with George.

Something like that

Yep Joe and and his old Ford Lorry Lizzie gooin or Owd Bets.

Intut same buuk as Sam's Medal.

Ave writen a couple of monologu's mysen.
One abeaut Albert guuin back tu Blackpoo.

Retlaw.

shillelagh · 03-06-2009, 22:04

what are you talking about never heard of it ........

junetta · 03-06-2009, 22:06

I remember my Nana reciting this and another one about brown boots at a funeral.............I was quite young at the time but it's always stuck in my mind.

Caz · 03-06-2009, 23:33

Thought some of you might like this link.

Marriott Edgar - title list

grannyclaret · 04-06-2009, 10:07

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Originally Posted by junetta

I remember my Nana reciting this and another one about brown boots at a funeral.............I was quite young at the time but it's always stuck in my mind.

Melody -

R.P. Weston and Bert Lee, 1940 Our Aunt Hannah's passed away;
We'd her funeral today,
And it was a posh affair -
Had to have two p'licemen there!

The 'earse was luv'ly, all plate glass,
And wot a corfin! oak and brass!
We'd fah-sands weepin', flahers galore,
But Jim, our cousin - what d'yer fink 'e wore?

Why, brahn boots! I ask yer - brahn boots!
Fancy comin' to a funeral in brahn boots!
I will admit 'e 'ad a nice black tie,
Black fingernails and a nice black eye;

But yer can't see people orf when they die in brahn boots!
And Aunt 'ad been so very good to 'im,
Done all that any muvver could fer 'im,
And Jim, her son, to show his clarss,

Rolls up to make it all a farce
In brahn boots - I ask yer - brahn boots!
While all the rest
Wore decent black, and mourning suits.

I'll own he didn't seem so gay;
In fact he cried best part the way,
But straight, he reg'lar spoilt our day
Wiv 'is brahn boots.

In the graveyard we left Jim;
None of us said much to him.
Yus, we all give 'im the bird,
Then by accident we 'eard

'E'd given 'is black boots to Jim Small,
A bloke wot 'ad no boots at all.
So p'raps Aunt Hannah doesn't mind;
She did like people who was good and kind.

But brahn boots! I ask yer - brahn boots!
Fancy coming to a funeral in brahn boots!
And we could 'ear the neighbours all remark,
'Wot, 'im chief mourner? Wot a bloomin' lark!

'Why, 'e looks more like a bookmaker's clerk - in brahn boots!'
That's why we 'ad to be so rude to 'im,
That's why we never said 'Ow do!' to 'im.
We didn't know - he didn't say

He'd give 'is other boots away.
But brahn boots! I ask yer - brahn boots!
While all the rest
Wore decent black, and mourning suits!

But some day up at Heaven's gate
Poor Jim, all nerves, will stand and wait
Till an angel whispers 'Come in, Mate.
Where's yer brahn boots?'

steeljack · 04-06-2009, 18:38

here you go .........

steeljack · 04-06-2009, 18:42

and for a follow up ........Brown Boots

Barrie Yates · 04-06-2009, 19:38

Sorry Retlaw, Had a quick search for the book today but no result. I know I would not give, or lend to anyone, so it has to be somewhere in the house. I will come across it and when i do I will get back to you with a scan of the front cover.
Regards,
Barrie

david1 · 04-06-2009, 20:00

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Originally Posted by mick

its a long time since i herd this my dad used to read it to me when i was ............years old

Well i have never heard of it . sorry MICK

Retlaw · 04-06-2009, 22:08

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Originally Posted by Barrie Yates

Sorry Retlaw, Had a quick search for the book today but no result. I know I would not give, or lend to anyone, so it has to be somewhere in the house. I will come across it and when i do I will get back to you with a scan of the front cover.
Regards,
Barrie

Do you mean this one.
I once lent my 3 books to a so called mate, he swore blind he'd given them back, managed to replace them.
Thats another reason I don't trust people with whats mine.
Retlaw.