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These are reputed to be REAL headlines from the press.
 • Something Went Wrong In Jet Crash, Expert Says • Police Begin Campaign To Run Down Jaywalkers • Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted • Drunk Gets Nine Months In Violin Case • Survivor Of Siamese Twins Joins Parents • Farmer Bill Dies In House • Iraqi Head Seeks Arms • Is There A Ring Of Debris Around Uranus? • Stud Tires Out • Prostitutes Appeal To Pope • Panda Mating Fails: Veterinarian Takes Over • Soviet Virgin Lands Short Of Goal Again • British Left Waffles On Falkland Islands • Officers Taken Off Duty After Death • Eye Drops Off Shelf • Teacher Strikes Idle Kids • Reagan Wins On Budget, But More Lies Ahead • Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim • Shot Off Woman's Leg Helps Nicklaus to 66 • Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Ax • Plane Too Close To Ground, Crash Probe Told • Miners Refuse to Work After Death • Juvenile Court To Try Shooting Defendant • Stolen Painting Found By Tree • Two Soviet Ships Collide, One Dies • Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years In Checkout Counter • Killer Sentenced To Die For Second Time In 10 Years • Never Withhold Herpes Infection From Loved One • Drunken Drivers Paid $1000 in '84 • War Dims Hope For Peace • If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While • Cold Wave Linked To Temperatures • Enfields Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide • Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge • Deer Kill 17,000 • Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead • Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge • New Study Of Obesity Looks For Larger Test Group • Astronaut Takes Blame For Gas In Spacecraft • Kids Make Nutritious Snacks • Chef Throws His Heart Into Helping Needy • Arson Suspect Is Held In Massachusetts Fire • British Union Finds Dwarves In Short Supply • Ban On Soliciting Dead in Trotwood • Lansing Residents Can Drop Off Trees • Local High School Dropouts Cut In Half • New Vaccine May Contain Rabies • Man Minus Ear Waives Hearing • Deaf College Opens Doors To Hearing • Air Head Fired • Steals Clock, Faces Time • Prosecutor Releases Probe into Undersheriff • Old School Pillars are Replaced By Alumni • Bank Drive-In Window Blocked By Board • Hospitals are Sued By 7 Foot Doctors • Some Pieces Of Rock Hudson Sold At Auction • Sex Education Delayed, Teachers Request Training • Include Your Children When Baking Cookies
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Always EVIL within us
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