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30-04-2007, 17:38
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Retired and Bored?
Working people frequently ask the retired what they do to make their days interesting. Well for example, the other day my wife and I went into town and went into a shop. We were only in there for about 5 minutes.
When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.  We went up to him and said, 'Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?' He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a Nazi turd. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tyres. So my wife called him a s---head. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket.This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote! personally, we didn't care. We came into town by bus. We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important at our age.  (many thanks to Ken from another forum)
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30-04-2007, 18:13
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Re: Retired and Bored?
lol busman very good
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30-04-2007, 19:11
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Re: Retired and Bored?
Love It. busman yer a star.
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30-04-2007, 19:23
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Re: Retired and Bored?
hahahahahahahaha nice one busman
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01-05-2007, 00:28
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Re: Retired and Bored?
oooh i couldent imagine willow saying those things,, she,s too nice,,
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01-05-2007, 10:07
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Re: Retired and Bored?
willow, why do you let him loose on the pc?
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01-05-2007, 19:02
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Re: Retired and Bored?
hehehehehehehehehehe thats soo funny
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01-05-2007, 20:09
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Re: Retired and Bored?
Good one Busman.
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