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Welcome to Accrington Web! We are a discussion forum dedicated to the towns of Accrington, Oswaldtwistle and the surrounding areas, sometimes referred to as Hyndburn! We are a friendly bunch please feel free to browse or read on for more info. You are currently viewing our site as a guest which gives you limited access to view most discussions and access our other features. By joining our free community you will have access to post topics, photos, play in the community arcade and use our blog section. Registration is fast, simple and absolutely free, so please, join our community today! |
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12-09-2005, 20:02
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Roll up, roll up, it's the greatest show on earth
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, welcome to the big show. Tonight for your delectation the Accyweb circus has hit town. There will be acrobats, tightrope walkers, lion tamers, daring young men on the flying trapeze and everyone's favourites - the clowns.
It's a place of wonder, a place of amazement and a place of men in spangly tights. The only thing stopping you from enjoing yourself is your imagination. So who is the first act............... |
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12-09-2005, 20:17
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Re: Roll up, roll up, it's the greatest show on earth
ooh...i can touch my forehead with my foot!!! is that any good???
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12-09-2005, 20:32
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Re: Roll up, roll up, it's the greatest show on earth
ooh and chav1 could be the flaming hoop that the tigers jump through!!!
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12-09-2005, 21:04
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Re: Roll up, roll up, it's the greatest show on earth
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12-09-2005, 21:05
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Re: Roll up, roll up, it's the greatest show on earth
I can wiggle my ears and roll my eyes independantly of each other. Is that any good to you?
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12-09-2005, 21:11
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Re: Roll up, roll up, it's the greatest show on earth
And now it's over to our second performer of the evening - a speciality act never before seen. The one, the only FACE acrobat in the world. She's amazing, she's wondrous, she's slightly strange but always entertaining.
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12-09-2005, 21:37
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Re: Roll up, roll up, it's the greatest show on earth
See how attractive she suddenly is to the men in our midst.[/QUOTE]
thanks...kick her when shes down eh??!!!! lol 
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12-09-2005, 22:00
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Re: Roll up, roll up, it's the greatest show on earth
i can do 2 posts at once on one page apparently lol
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12-09-2005, 22:12
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Re: Roll up, roll up, it's the greatest show on earth
and i dont mind being chased with a bucket of water,,,...
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13-09-2005, 08:46
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Re: Roll up, roll up, it's the greatest show on earth
i can do bending my fingers back also roll my eyes around
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13-09-2005, 17:22
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Re: Roll up, roll up, it's the greatest show on earth
I might just be able to do a tight, rope walking act if somebody keeps me supplied with beer.
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13-09-2005, 17:25
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Re: Roll up, roll up, it's the greatest show on earth
I can still do cart wheels, and hand stands at the ripe old age of 25 years old. I am very flexible, so I would fit in hehehehe.
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13-09-2005, 17:39
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Re: Roll up, roll up, it's the greatest show on earth
I can do a bearded lady.
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13-09-2005, 17:41
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Re: Roll up, roll up, it's the greatest show on earth
I'm a good magician
I can make ackers disappear, jus' like that  ......... you see 'em, now you don't I also have my beautiful assistant Staggers, who looks like a natural in his gorgeous sequined leotard 
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