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Old 26-10-2006, 23:37   #1
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Roll up, roll up, see the freaks!

It is with great shame that I confess that I've been watching Channel 5's 'Trust me, I'm a beauty therapist'.

It really is the most amazing guff, it's really like an art house movie, truly bizarre.

The star of the show is Lauren, whose only claim to fame was that he was a posh little boy who appeared on Wogan as an antiques expert in the 80's, but she is now a stroopy Welsh woman, who looks 80.

Sadly it ends tomorrow, and I don't know how to fill the gap, except perhaps to book a back, crack and sack wax.

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Old 26-10-2006, 23:42   #2
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Re: Roll up, roll up, see the freaks!

I should say, the other 'celebrities' are Suzi Quatro, Stan Boardman, some one out of Grange Hill who was done for coke, a columnist from the Sun, Oscar the socialite son of Barry Humphries, and a page three girl called Marsh, who isn't Jodi Marsh, but who is about the sanest of the lot.
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Old 26-10-2006, 23:44   #3
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Re: Roll up, roll up, see the freaks!

All i can say rindy is OUCH!!! Who's going to be brave enough though to do it for you?


And NO i'm not volunteering!
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Old 26-10-2006, 23:44   #4
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Re: Roll up, roll up, see the freaks!

Did you see Stan Boardman's face as he was about to snip the first lock of hair? I wouldn't let any of them loose on me!
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Old 26-10-2006, 23:48   #5
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LOL yeh been watching it <sadly> funniest was when John {londons burning/ 911 fame] refused to smooth a blokes buttocks - his face & refusal was a picture
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Old 26-10-2006, 23:50   #6
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Re: Roll up, roll up, see the freaks!

Quote:
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Did you see Stan Boardman's face as he was about to snip the first lock of hair? I wouldn't let any of them loose on me!
Willow! A fellow sufferer!

Yes I did see. He's come across as quite a decent bloke, and not a bad snipper. Though I wouldn't let him near my merkin either.
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