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Old 13-06-2007, 18:27   #1
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Sayings

We learn much from sayings. I'd love to hear yours. I'm a fan of Confucious myself, how about you? Let's start with the ever thought provoking >> Man who throws dirt loses ground. I'll send a silver dollar to whoever posts the best!
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Old 13-06-2007, 18:34   #2
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No more taxes!!

oh hold on thats not a saying...
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Old 13-06-2007, 18:35   #3
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No more taxes!!

oh hold on thats not a saying...
That's what they call a rant I believe! How's about this one? Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out.
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Old 13-06-2007, 18:53   #4
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This one from Morecambe:

Man who stand on hill with mouth open will wait long time for roast duck to drop in.
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Old 13-06-2007, 18:58   #5
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Man who pee into wind get's his own back

Man who take girl on hill not on level
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Old 13-06-2007, 18:59   #6
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His mouths that big you could fit both hands in and still have room to wind wool.
Not very philosophical I know......but I like it.
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Old 13-06-2007, 19:01   #7
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This one from Morecambe:

Man who stand on hill with mouth open will wait long time for roast duck to drop in.
Morecambe my left cheek! That was also confucious. Cheat LMAO
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Old 13-06-2007, 19:10   #8
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Man who goes through turn stiles sideways is going to Bangkok
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Old 13-06-2007, 19:10   #9
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not so much a saying more of a curse.....'May your left ear fall off and fall into your right pocket'.
That sounds like an oriental phrase to me.
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Old 13-06-2007, 19:13   #10
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Support bacteria--it's the only culture some people have.
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Old 13-06-2007, 19:19   #11
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Morecambe my left cheek! That was also confucious. Cheat LMAO

ROFL - I know it's Confucius What I meant was it's carved on the ground in Morecambe amongst all the other bird sayings and poems and things.
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Old 13-06-2007, 19:29   #12
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ROFL - I know it's Confucius What I meant was it's carved on the ground in Morecambe amongst all the other bird sayings and poems and things.
There's too many things carved into Morecambe LoL
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Old 13-06-2007, 19:34   #13
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confucius he say 'No such thing as rape.....girl with skirt up run faster than man with pants down'
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Old 13-06-2007, 19:36   #14
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confucius he say 'No such thing as rape.....girl with skirt up run faster than man with pants down'
Just LMAO, just LMAO
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Old 13-06-2007, 19:50   #15
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If a cow laughs hard, does milk come out its nose?
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