Accrington Web
   

Home Gallery Arcade Blogs Members List Today's Posts
Go Back   Accrington Web > Fun > Anything Goes
Donate! Join Today

Anything Goes Anything goes.....well, you'll get away with more here than anywhere else on Accyweb! But remember, we are a child friendly forum!


Welcome to Accrington Web!

We are a discussion forum dedicated to the towns of Accrington, Oswaldtwistle and the surrounding areas, sometimes referred to as Hyndburn! We are a friendly bunch please feel free to browse or read on for more info.
You are currently viewing our site as a guest which gives you limited access to view most discussions and access our other features. By joining our free community you will have access to post topics, photos, play in the community arcade and use our blog section. Registration is fast, simple and absolutely free, so please, join our community today!



Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools
Old 20-01-2008, 20:37   #1
God Member
 
flashy's Avatar
 

School 1960 vs. School 2007

School 1960 vs. School 2007


Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school.


1960 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up mates.



2007 - Police are called, SWAT team arrives and arrests Johnny and Mark. Mobiles with video of fight confiscated as evidence. They are charged with assault, AVOs are taken out and both are suspended even though Johnny started it. Diversionary conferences and parent meetings conducted. Video shown on 6 internet sites.



Scenario: Jeffrey won't sit still in class, disrupts other students.


1960 - Jeffrey is sent to the principal's office and given a good caning. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.


2007 - Jeffrey is given huge doses of Ritalin. Counselled to death. Becomes a zombie. Tested for ADD. School gets extra funding because Jeffrey has a disability. Drops out of school.



Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his neighbour's car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt.


1960 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to uni, and becomes a successful businessman.


2007 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy is removed to foster care and joins a gang. Psychologist tells Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to jail. Billy's mum has an affair with the psychologist. Psychologist gets a promotion.



Scenario: Mark, a uni student, brings cigarettes to school.


1960 - Mark shares a smoke with the school principal out on the smoking area.



2007 - Police are called and Mark is expelled from School for drug possession. His car is searched for drugs and weapons.



Scenario: Vinh fails high school English.


1960 - Vinh goes to Remedial English, passes and goes to college.


2007 - Vinh's cause is taken up by local human rights group. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that making English a requirement for graduation is racist. Civil Liberties Association files class action lawsuit against state school system and his English teacher. English is banned from core curriculum. Vinh is given his Y10 anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English.



Scenario: Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers, puts them in a model plane paint bottle and blows up an anthill.


1960 - Ants die.


2007 - Security and ASIO are called and Johnny is charged with domestic terrorism. Teams investigate parents, siblings are removed from the home, computers are confiscated, and Johnny's dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.



Scenario: Johnny falls during recess and scrapes his knee. His teacher, Mary, finds him crying, and gives him a hug to comfort him.


1960 - Johnny soon feels better and goes back to playing.


2007 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces three years in prison. Johnny undergoes five years of therapy. Becomes gay


what is the world coming to?
__________________
When people walk away from you, let them go... It doesn't mean they are bad people, it just means their part in your story is over
flashy is offline   Reply With Quote
Accrington Web
Old 21-01-2008, 13:56   #2
Senior Member+
 
beechy's Avatar
 

Re: School 1960 vs. School 2007

so what did you become flashy LOL
__________________
its just

like i've never been gone
beechy is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 21-01-2008, 16:06   #3
Senior Member
 

Re: School 1960 vs. School 2007

How true........
__________________

Sara is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply




Other sites of interest.. More town sites..




All times are GMT. The time now is 06:05.


© 2003-2013 AccringtonWeb.com



Search Engine Friendly URLs by vBSEO 3.6.1